edit: i also cop the fries
the fries use veggie oil now, no more beef tallow
Statistics: Posted by INNIT — Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:52 am
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Of course it is good to be powerful. (Edit: see footnote) An ideal first date projection would be that of a regal warlord commanding a large military that is not answerable to any state. However, some people cannot present themselves as a wealthy, broad-shouldered protectorate.
The alternative approach should be the polar opposite. Instead of a doting patron, you must become the romantic refugee. You are a hole, the uncanny absence of love. Because of this character, you will attract affection like a vacuum. You wear clothing that is soft and disproportionately large in the scale of your frame. As a matter of fact, your frame does not matter. Representative of your character, your coat should provide enough room for another person. Your frame is hidden so completely that you do not display as much of a human being (your physical reality will be discovered much later), but as something innocent and pure beyond the system of competition that you have effectively shrugged off and subverted. You are not competing for or with your (prospective) romantic partner, but offering them a chance at a partnership that is mutually felt and abstract in practice. The date, as well, is anti-formalist and takes place in a home. Preferably the home is neither yours nor your partner's. Consider wearing a blanket. Consider speaking a language your partner does not. Speak in plain language or free verse. Do not attempt humor.
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EDIT: I accidentally said that it is good to be powerful. It is good for oneself to be powerful. It is not good to be powerful.
Statistics: Posted by popcorn — Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:24 am
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2nd date shirts
Break up shirts
(looking for more to fill out this category)
Statistics: Posted by Iliam — Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:08 pm
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i know some people hate skinny guys, so i want to be upfront. if you can't handle me at my skinniest, you don't deserve me at my straight leg
Statistics: Posted by posh_somme — Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:32 pm
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man highschool was the time
Statistics: Posted by ramseames — Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:33 am
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also caps can be used to be vaguely cute about things?
unintentionally combo'd with long hair for interesting results: was going to tie my hair so i took my cap off and put it on her head and went about tying my hair
she ended up wearing it for the rest of the night (and she was v cute in it sigh)
tl;dr if she's totally down to wear your clothes the odds are in your favor, at least based on my experience
Statistics: Posted by Julio — Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:29 am
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This intro of him should explain the premise of the show...
Statistics: Posted by chilljin — Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:30 pm
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picture it, you're walking down the dock with a bird on your arm and the tail of your coat is blowing up and down, gliding gracefully through the course of the inevitable wind. now what else moves with the wind? capes. who wears capes? superheroes.
big long coat says you're ready to protect her from the world
at any point on the stroll you can also retrieve either a handy sandwich if you're feeling peckish, a book to spark conversation, or a passport to show off your global excursions. dare you try fit all them in a denim jacket.
plus the added bonus of wearing a long coat is that if the girl needs to borrow it and is wearing a short dress, you can have a quick laff about how she suddenly looks like a flasher
Statistics: Posted by chilljin — Wed Aug 31, 2016 4:15 pm
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she's more of a white tee blue jeans CPs girl and i don't think she knows what she's gotten herself into
Statistics: Posted by birdman caw — Wed Aug 31, 2016 4:05 pm
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on that note: living in the tropics means you can roll into your afternoon date in a tee and it's perfectly alright
take your date to a place you know is good and are comfortable in (+ rep if your clothes reflect this)
Statistics: Posted by Julio — Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:35 am
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