the main thing is whatever weird romantic thing she's in. one of her boyfriends is my dad's age? gives me pause to say the least
it would be one thing if she was a college student or something closer to that, because i'm more keyed-in to that kind of social dynamic, but she's a capital-A Adult with what sounds like an unorthodox sex life and i don't want to get myself into something i'm not prepared for. i'll probably test the waters at first but i just want to hear cases for or against. maybe i'm stressing unnecessarily or maybe i'm too horny for my own good. idk man
Statistics: Posted by CheerUpBrokeBoy — Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:58 pm
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without going into too much detail, i hooked up with someone and i'm not sure if i can contact her again if i wanted to. on the one hand she's 38 (i'm 22) and told me she has 2 boyfriends, one of whom is 60. on the other hand she admonished me for almost leaving without getting her number first
uhhhhh what do
Statistics: Posted by CheerUpBrokeBoy — Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:40 am
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Shit is like 3 confirmations
Statistics: Posted by Suquida — Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:30 pm
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so last night i was giving it a yank, and i decided to take a pic of my dick on snapchat. god had forsaken me and decided to send the picture to everyone on my snapchat story (including my mom, my little brother etc.) i panicked and ran upstairs to grab my moms phone so i could get rid of the pic before she saw it, but it was still too late to stop my older brother, his GF, and my best friend from seeing it. just a straight shot of my stick standing at full attention. thankfully they all thought it was hilarious but it doesn't stop the embarrassment.
pic of the convo i had with my friend after the fact to add some credence to this story:
Statistics: Posted by JonjoShelvey — Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:22 pm
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other girl has been awesome. we have tons of awesome sex although i gotta chuckle at her uniform of north face/yoga pants/uggs. feels nice to finally be spending time with someone who wants you physically.
Statistics: Posted by zayg — Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:23 am
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I met her in a bar. I showed up first, told the bartender to make sure I'm charming as hell, and then I was charming as hell. I walked her back to her place. With 100% honesty, I asked if I could go up to her apartment 'cuz I had to use the bathroom. Over the course of the date she'd, despite being an interesting person with interesting ideas and convictions and tastes, had built herself as a sort of high-stress, flightly, constantly-second-guessing type person so I felt a little bad asking if I could go up. Guy you don't really know, in your apartment, whatever.
"This is kind of weird, but ok," she says. "This is kind of weird, right?" I heard that a lot over the next little period.
She opens the door and out pops her guard chihuahua, Wiggles (no Mr. or Mrs.), a hyperkinetic whirl of canine energy. He runs and bonks into the door across the hall, head first. "He usually just growls and tries to bite new people," she said.
I finish in the bathroom and am prepared to say goodnight and head home, but she's sitting on the couch. Watching Snakes On A Plane. Wiggles jumps up on the couch next to her and she says "Oh, he took your spot." and pushes him off. I guess I'm staying?
We talk a little bit more, then we start making out. Wiggles starts nipping at my shoes and the hem of my pants. "My god," I'm thinking. "So help me Wiggles if you rip these UU joints..." I'm doing triple duty making out with this girl, getting her bra off and shaking my leg around trying to get the chihuahua off my leg without letting her know that her dog has locked himself into the sole of my shoe. He removes the shoe. He removes some of the sock. She looks at Wiggles disappointingly and suggests we move to the bed, where she gets naked and she takes off my pants. I am still wearing a sportcoat and shirt. We start to have sex, which is ok, but it's punctuated by several moments of "This is weird, we shouldn't be doing this, I just met you" followed by me saying "That's fine, I can understand that, we don't have to have sex" and then she gets all possessed demon voice like "NO." and we're having sex again. It's also to the tune of Wiggles up on the bed nipping at my foot and ankles. Constantly. And again, I am doing triple duty.
"This is weird." I take off my shirt and jacket because actually yeah, that is pretty weird. Not like the dog constantly attacking me or having sex while Samuel L Jackson yells at cobras is weird, but that's kinda weird. I take the opportunity to move Wiggles, and he stays quiet for a while and we go back to the sex thing.
Wait, he actually hasn't bitten me for quite a while, what's going on here?
I freeze.
Wiggles is tonguing my balls.
"Oh my god he hasn't bitten anything he's totally about to bite my balls." I'm freaking out. Wiggles goes north and starts
LICKING.
MY.
ASSHOLE.
And again, I'm doing triple duty.
We finish up. I make sure to lie on my BACK with the sheets pulled up past anything wiggles might find interesting. I kiss her goodnight before I leave.
I do not mention the explorations of Wiggles.
Statistics: Posted by odradek — Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:38 pm
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kind of uncomfortable feeling
Statistics: Posted by madisseur — Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:52 pm
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