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when you wear something nice to a party they keep looking over at your clothes but never actually talk to you

5 places on a (hairy) human body where shaving with a straight razor is most satisfying:

1. nape of neck
2. a single patch out of one thigh
3. the whorl in your beard
4. forehead (it might look bare but feel it, you'll be surprised)
5. big toe

love this band, two degrees away from them. they may have just released "routines" but this tape is still my favorite of theirs


i may be too old for this ep but whatever


this cool too

hey, guys! first time on here in a little over half a year.

don't like patterns anymore

thankful for this opportunity, good luck sen2

bringing tums to parties

almost forgot about this

Put some clothes on the fridge or have the man pose nude and repost. oh, but this fridge is already clothed -- as a matter of fact, its magnetic outer layering is actually just one layer of minimalist techwear clothing! the fact that it can wear this out in the sub-zero temperatures currently aroun...

who bigger ~~~ BOY or FRIDGE???



2 more layers in spoiler

seeing that kid from stranger things as a jw anderson model cracks me up every time

why pay so much for college if your professors treat you like human trash? like honestly, you may have had forty years of experience studying philosophers like heidegger and sartre, but if you can't help your students who've been studying the aforementioned for a little less than a month understand ...

apparently there's an emo band from china named chinese football (hehehe). i think they sound better than their american counterpart



fave tracks are 2, 4, and 12

man, i hate having aspergers. for the countless hours i was pulled out of school for therapy to help deal with it since kindergarten, i really thought i had it under control for the first time my life but since 80 hours ago i've realized apparently not. this really sucks

slowly i creep, towards the camera i reap

back in chicago for the better part of the next five weeks, if u wanna brew some hullabaloo with me while i'm here just say the word!

pot is good, pot is fun

that being said, anyone who tries to tell you it isn't a "gateway drug" is talking out of their ass

balancing your phone on a chair to take fit pics is hard

laf


lunch


loaf


lint


lurch

left my raf sweater on my bedroom floor, went off to college for a month and a half, came back home to find that a spider had laid eggs in it. tempted to sell both it and the eggs on grailed for the spook factor

i like clothes again!