lmao at everyone thinking hats are a fake concept, hats are the most meaningful method of artistic expression
i wear a hat litrely every day of my life (tho that's actually a pretty good in favor of fakeness of hats heh)
shoes are the fakest concept actually because all you really need is the tried and true starter kit of stan smiths (or whatever white/black sneaker u choose) and black derbies (or whatever black leather non-sneaker u decide)