i have mentioned this before, but this is probably my favorite:
![Image](http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/510x250/jul_08/gun__1215697606_20051102_spartaprague.jpg)
i don't particularly care for barcelona, but i am partial to some of their ugly away kits, such as this one:
![Image](http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2011/2/22/1298394265527/Barcelona-kit-007.jpg)
a lot of teams have some terrible away kits (madrid springs to mind), but at least barcelona's are interesting.
in terms of default kits, i like anything with black stripes (inter, juve, dortmund, etc.)
"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."