by effeffeight » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:24 pm
21/m/LA
Here's a mad-lib
"I enjoy long, fashionable walks on the beach, getting wrecked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cops. I really like piña coladas mixed with Coke Zero, and romantic, candle-lit plebeians. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Larry David. I travel frequently, especially to LA, when I am not busy with work. (I am a student.) I am looking for reputation and beauty in the form of an American goddess. She should have the physique of Kristen Stewart and the face of Kiko. I would prefer if she knew how to wash my grails. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 8 days ago, and I have since become more styled."