Here is ramdomthought!

[zayg]

girl messaging me on okcupid apparently dated wes eisold of american nightmare while he was writing background music

if it is true, i kinda want to meet this girls in hope that she turns me into an emotional wreck with a side of musical genius

[oldtrailmix]

Anyone else's family get drunk and then release repressed racist sentiments every holiday?

[zayg]

doesn't require drinking and generally those sentiments aren't very repressed

[===]

i always feel bad that i never spend thanksgiving with my mom and instead spend it with my dad's side of the family, but i can't stand most of her side
thanksgiving convos on my dad's side - this turkey is really good
thanksgiving convos on my mom's side - immigrants are ruining america fuck obama back in my day you could buy a house and go to college at the same time, all these kids are lazy brats

[ramdomthought]

double stuffed oreos are still delicious

[ramdomthought]

do people still use del.icio.us

[reedeeah]

So Rila Fukushima poured wine in a plastic cup for me last night....but I didn't realize it was her until this morning.

[maj]

Want a vegtable balti
Don't want to purchase a vegtable balti
Cooked spinach, beans, and potatoe then dumped nandos sauce in it
Cried because it's not A vegtable balti

:(

Edited for sweeping, generalising statements apologies to all those offended

[RomanEmpire]

Missed out on the Sennheiser 598 sale :( not like I would have had enough money anyway...

[popcorn]

Can't wait in the worst way for my gym membership (Monday) >:( I wanna sports

[ramseames]

[===]

i picked up my unbrandeds from the tailors today and upgraded to an iphone 6, now i know why all me female friends carry a bag with them all the time. i need an airport jacket now.

[sknss]

The bottom of the bag of the cereal box is the best

[pei]

it's really weird how you can get ill and then recover in the span of 24 hours

i was puking, had a really upset stomach and was feeling nauseated + a fever but then i slept a lot and took ibuprofen and now i'm feeling in top shape with tiny but few pangs of head hurt

the human body is amazing
i'm so fucking terrified of it

[Ques]

tfw you see a picture of on tumblr

[donut_milk]

Vacuuming is very therapeutic :3

[Catfush]

broke up with my girlfriend of a year. back to internet fashion to fill the void. i need better coping mechanisms, for my wallet's sake.

[freddy]

laundry suxs

[popcorn]

[tomsfood]

have had absolute shit luck with plane delays this break

not fun when the delay changes the day of your arrival

[chadnik]

that moment of suspense before you click on a post with 0 rep: will there be nothing, or will there be a heated battle of thumbs behind that goose egg?

[harmsalmon]

cinnamon glazed nuts (almonds esp.) are the fuckin BEST

[KLF]

ate a burrito w/ kewpie on it

no regrets

[blanket]

The hotel I am staying in is politician themed and I don't know why.

These lovely people greet you at the hotel lobby.


A cardboard cut out of Obama overlooks the dining area.

There are motivational(!!) quotes and pictures on the hotel postcards, notepad, keycard and dining menu.


What. the. hell.

[alby]

my friend and I were talking about being sick. it went like this -

friend: yes my friend on track said he has walking pneumonia then coughed on me!

*she sips some soda*

me: at least it's not running pneumonia!

*soda goes everywhere*

[rublev]

me when im on caretags

[rublev]

u didn't have to neg, no way

don't try to pretend to be somebody you're not trying to pretend who you are being yourself!

[smiles]

>(-______-)<

[eufemism]

i tried to watch twilight and couldn't make it past the first 7 minutes.

Also, why is everything so dark and the colors so muted in the movie???? it felt like a call of duty game

[INNIT]