Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.. How tough are ya?

[IsaiahSchafer]

A thread to prove ourselves... feats of strength, tales of toughness, etc. I'll get us started by this thread's flintstone.

I was washing my hands before lunch, then noticed a hair on my tongue, I got it off but my hands were still soapy so I had this gross soapy taste in my mouth because I don't think things through. I grab for the Listerine (over 20% alcohol yo- still manage to buy it in utah) and start swishing a cap of that around and of course it's burning pretty good, but then I notice a zit on my eyebrow- those hurt so bad. I pop that zit while swishing listerine and my eyes only watered a little bit.

So.. how tough are ya?

[hooplah]

i am wearing un-broken-in doc marten 1460s with paper thin socks.

[odradek]

I did 235 x 7 squat today.

Edit: oops wrong account.

[chadnik]

At some point in the future, I plan on squeezing a living human out of my own body

[wiggly--woo]

i had the strength to get out of bed this morning despite knowing it was just another day on the ceaseless slide down the slippery razorblade of life.

[Syeknom]

I'm second toughest in the infants

[sknss]

just finished my essay after 16 hours of procrastination

[UnwashedMolasses]

I survived cancer

[BobbyZamora]

I own 21 oz raws

[prawnzee]

I was awake for ~72 hours straight

[zayg]

I have finals week and I've only cried for 4 hours straight.