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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby nevergreen » Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:16 am

i love just drinking beer and chilling with the homies
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Naka_ » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:18 am

Gril just walked in the room and saw me wearing Yohji, and asked,
"Where did you get those pyjamas, they look so comfy!"
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:05 am

I cNt tell the difference betwe bot threads and real thread they all the same
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:06 am

ALSO. This assyoles is bush g. Sick. Prick being such. A prock being such. prock being such a prick nDID IT YAY
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby exprof » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:09 am

George orwell after a couple rrinks still makes no sense. Ive le frwance!!!
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby exprof » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:10 am

Also lidtening to sorority bous talk about girl problems is rlwlly funny lmaoo
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby oldtrailmix » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:26 am

When your drink at a party everyone is happy because they have an outless for their horny, when you drink in your dorm everyone gets sexually frustrated
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:28 am

what do you even mean
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby missrowan » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:01 am

omg you guys i just peed on someones front lawn and it wasn't even mine

also i said i wouldn't drink tonight whoops
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:24 am

idk though like why would you ever pee on your own front lawn? just go inside the haus

plum wine is so good

we bought a bottle tonight out of curiosity and its gone now
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:32 am

haven't day drank since....beginning of the summer? i used to do that a lot, but today was a nice revival. amazing how quickly a day can disappear though in this case.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:07 am

Stroking a beard
Bobs beard
Plucked mustachioed goodness
He asks if I'm seeing the band
I ask who's on it
Gens out it's fun
Surprise
He's in the wind
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:17 am

Ordered pizza to my place online while we're still at the club and tracked it's progress so we knew when to leave

I (love) the future
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:18 am

Greg just told me I'm the son he neve had

The he told me that if I'm really his son id put on Tom ford by j z

Feeling confused
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Stingray Sam » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:14 am

listened to greg brown while getting drunk on whiskey and making fried potstickers. drank way too much. hours later... i'm still drunk everything is in the wash because of the unfortunate results of my drinking, i need to stop drinking to get drunk...

Edit: the potstickers were pretty good
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Stingray Sam » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:21 am

Though i did send some friends drunk readings of rain by mary oliver via skype video message so that was fun thanks for the suggestion
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:50 pm

151 shots on a tuesday
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby odradek » Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:30 pm

[my roommate]: theres a falafel in the toaster...
Sent at 2:10 AM on Saturday
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:55 pm

last night i was at an xmas party, wearing my ol floral zip shirt thing with a hanes tshirt underneath, because it was cold out, but the party was real hot and i wanted to unzip to show some skin and cool down, but the shirt was in the way, so i ripped the t-shirt in half and all was good

thought yall might appreciate that
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby inherently » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:08 am

finished a party with dance yrself clean

best
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby yourdad » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:57 am

stole some sliders from a private party and got a free drink for it
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby momjeans » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:14 am

jello shots r the worst form of alcohol consumption im sorry
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby AmericanPie » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:16 am

Nothing quite like gettign drunk while watching blade runner
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby quitter » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:44 am

alc feels weird on prozac \\\ ٩(๑❛ワ❛๑)و ////
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Indieguy » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:42 am

My winter holiday started today and I was drunk by 1 PM. I'm still drunk, 3 hrs later and in 10 minutes I'm going out fore even more drinks. Fuck me this is the life.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby oldtrailmix » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:29 am

NO FLEX

DRUNK

NO FLEX

DRUNK

MCDOBALSASS

TWENTY MCCC NUGGETS
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:59 am

this morning over coffee

"i chatted with someone in chinese for like an hour last night"
"dude you were talking with yourself"

sos
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby AmericanPie » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:27 pm

I texted one of my teachers, wishing her dog a happy new year, then her boyfriend a happy birthday.

And then she sent me a photo of a magician.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby frogosaurus » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:59 pm

is anyone else a marxist / sympathetic to those of the communist persuasion
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby papabear » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:15 am

help. ahhh.

Played this game today where one person asks the next person a question and they point to another person as the answer. The person also has to flip over a card. If black, theyre safe and the person they pointed has to drink. If red they have to reveal what the question was. I was called out many times. I really want to know what people asked.
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