x-factor all stars

[deadkitty]

<ramdomthought> i only buy vinyl to rip
<ramdomthought> but i rip it by playing it through a perfect soundsystem and re-recording it with an array of microphones
<ramdomthought> and it's in my obscure lossless format that i made that also adds in algorithmically generated fuzz to simulate a turntable
<incc> you mean you want your vinyls to degrade, ramdomthought
<incc> can't believe you
<ramdomthought> i do a 3d scan of them first incc
<incc> omg
<incc> caught being a pleb
<incc> forgive me
<ramdomthought> lol how dum u think i am

[BobbyZamora]

<Suquida> Dude everything has this print http://a2.ocimage.us/pimg/90195_1.jpg
<Suquida> That's actually kind of a cute skirt
<neevin> buy it then
<Suquida> Bitch I might

[pei]

[BobbyZamora]

<quitter> i used to dress bad now i just ironically dress bad
<BobbyZamora> same
<Suquida> Welcome to ct

[BobbyZamora]

<deadkitty> have you guys ever been able to like
<deadkitty> feel your back
<quitterJESUS> what u mean
<deadkitty> like
<deadkitty> just like feel your whole back
<deadkitty> like the whole thing
<Suquida> stfu deadkitty
<deadkitty> like youre just aware of its presence
<quitterJESUS> well i do now so fuck you
<deadkitty> seperate from yourself
<deadkitty> holy shit
<Suquida> Yeah now you're aware of your own breathig
<Suquida> breathing
<deadkitty> oh man
<deadkitty> im so high
<deadkitty> HELP

[deadkitty]

(to bobbin)

[11:49:25] <majeski> such a evil marketer
[11:49:32] <majeski> christmas day release
[11:49:57] <majeski> next you'll release on tax rebate day
[11:50:10] <majeski> or hecks birthday

[brlmski]

<Suquida> I wish I was pooping right now

[Suquida]

Yo this thread really makes it seem I have some weird relationship with pooping

[saveed_samir]

10:42 BobbyZamora: and how sometimes we misplace our inspo pics in porn folders
10:42 BobbyZamora: and accidentally end up beating off to a pic of ghostface

[schiaparelli]

[BobbyZamora]

<brlmski> imagine your cum being so thick
<brlmski> that she can chew on it
<vgbtls> that's fucking gross

[===]

17:32:30 <vgbtls> sorry let me just give all women a vasectomy

[deadkitty]

<trdasds> my girlfriend miscarried so i now have some extra money to spend on jawns

[mc-lunar]

[vgtbls]

[BobbyZamora]

<vgtbls> vlaada chvatil is just a pair of dice with animals on one and body parts on the other
<vgtbls> "whale..... dick"
<Suquida> Human...skin
<Suquida> "fuck, any volunteers? no? damn"

[mc-lunar]

[11:39:50] <heckawheel> "see if bobbin is still friends with u if u dont buy story for a year" - my mum

[Suquida]

[16:16] <schiaparelli> bobbin, what are your customers like besides care-taggers
[16:16] <bobbin_on_land> 60% Japanese with really interesting questions
[16:16] <bobbin_on_land> 30% American guys
[16:16] <bryd> 10% heckawheel

[Bobbin.Threadbare]

Really don't like the last two posts and this trend in general.

[vgtbls]

[00:35] <----> ethics can be derived from the bible but like
[00:35] <raags> isnt mans relationship to divinity a philosophical thing tho
[00:35] <----> no
[00:35] <----> absolutely not
[00:36] <----> but people think it is because divinity
[00:36] <----> is connected in the 21st century
[00:36] <----> with things like Plato's Forms
[00:36] <deadkitty> i have to go take a shit but my roommate and her man are having sex
[00:36] <----> perfection and and otherwordly

[ramdomthought]

[12:26] <therapils> i want polio! i want to be like the rich people at country clubs who play polio!

[schiaparelli]

[jrisk]

[odradek]

ice queen

<exprofesso> forest sleeve was like "im falling in love with you"
<exprofesso> i was like
<exprofesso> "haha lol"

[quitter]

[schiaparelli]

[missrowan]

<> laff i jsut typed in forest sleeve on facebook
<> do you ever call him forest sleeve in bed exprof
<> a bit more to the left forest sleeve ooh yeah

[exprof]

<missrowan> lol exprofesso i did a bad thing once and hooked up with a guy on our first date and then he said he loved me so i don't think you can do worse than day 1
<schiaparelli> was there a date 2
<missrowan> LOL schiaparelli i said "aren't you supposed to be taking a final exam right now" L O L I made him miss his final bc i was taking his virginity whoops

edit:
<missrowan> oh to finish the story, he went to beg his prof to let him take the final even though it was over, then he came back and gave me a promise ring

[deadkitty]

[BIGBEE]

[12:57:54 PM] Bhajz: take finger off the carb to suck the smoke in the chamber up
[12:58:15 PM] HECKAWHEEL: whats the carb
[12:58:23 PM] BHAJZ: the little hole up by the bowl
[12:58:31 PM] HECK: hmm
[12:58:34 PM] HECK: mine looks like this
[12:58:35 PM] HECK: http://i.imgur.com/Q32ClAY.jpg
[12:58:37 PM] HECK: cant find any holes
[12:58:44 PM] BHAJZ: lmfao

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