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Re: me on a date
by WussWayne » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:13 pm
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Nightclub on a Friday
Get my Gucci on
F-f-f-firestarter
Yes, I'm in the zone
You coming on me like a player (WOOF!)
But your game's all wrong
You get your words all twisted
It's the same old song
Get my Gucci on
F-f-f-firestarter
Yes, I'm in the zone
You coming on me like a player (WOOF!)
But your game's all wrong
You get your words all twisted
It's the same old song
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Re: me on a date
by sunblam » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:07 pm
this may have been posted before, but honestly. . .
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Hello hello
I love you I love you
(maybe)
I love you I love you
(maybe)
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Re: me on a date
by starfox64 » Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:35 am
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"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
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Re: me on a date
by prawnzee » Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:13 pm
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Re: me on a date
by odradek » Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:06 pm
but for real tho http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle ... story.html
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Re: me on a date
by IsaiahSchafer » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:33 am
I was going to find a .gif of someone throwing up, but decided against it. Was thinking about this the other day- because of social anxiety I've vomited on dates with four separate girls. Once (luckily) at my house (made it to toilet). Once at a thai restaurant (before the food arrived). Once at a frozen yogurt place (luckily I got back in from the patio before they locked up). And once less than 10 minutes after first meeting in-person the girl who is now my wife. I was driving on the interstate after just getting her from the airport. She had to hold the wheel while I scrambled for my back-up social-anxiety-induced-vomit-bag and spewed undigested apple bits and oatmeal. For the next two minutes.
I could feel it coming and there wasn't an exit for several miles and there wasn't much of a shoulder to pull over on. I tried to be suave (ha) in bringing it up. "so... you ever been so nervous you've vomited? Oh, no?... huh... Well I have. And am about to be again."
She actually married me. There's hope for all of us.
I could feel it coming and there wasn't an exit for several miles and there wasn't much of a shoulder to pull over on. I tried to be suave (ha) in bringing it up. "so... you ever been so nervous you've vomited? Oh, no?... huh... Well I have. And am about to be again."
She actually married me. There's hope for all of us.
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