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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:45 pm

<DRWU> Ah fuckin he'll there's semen on my jeans

(sorry sknss)
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby Suquida » Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:14 pm

[22:13] <vgtbls> Undercover Ethnic Rider also describes people who travel abroad for sex tourism
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Re: x-factor all stars

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Re: x-factor all stars

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby bels » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:39 am

Garfield doesn't even eat spaghetti he eats lasagne sort it out.
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Re: x-factor all stars

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:38 pm

<mofaux> i hung out with the bin laden family in saudi
<mofaux> it takes me forever to get on planes now
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:48 pm

<Suquida> Literally cannot stop pooping 2day
<Suquida> This rules
<quitter> i knew u had some kind of weird fetish
<Suquida> If enjoying a good poop is wrong then I don't wanna be right

stop pretendin man
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:06 am

<badgersinthebox> Duke Wins
<badgersinthebox> America Loses
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when you're a kid and its the middle of summer and you just got a fresh ice cream cone and you take one lick and its amazing and then you fukcing drop it
<badgersinthebox> and your ice cream dies on the fucking asphalt
<badgersinthebox> thats what duke winning is like
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like having your house be foreclosed on
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when sirius dies in harry potter
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like finding out that santa claus isnt real
<neevin> duke winning is like when ted cruz doesn't become presidnet
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like tiger woods plays awful and begins to ruin all your childhood memories of his greatness
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when the port-a-john falls over with you inside
<threaplis> duke winning is like that moment between getting punched really hard and blacking out
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when your airplane gets delayed than delayed again then finally cancelled
<threaplis> duke winning is like andreas lubitz flying your plane
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when dart vader cuts off lukes hand
<threaplis> duke winning is rob schneider starring in another movie
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like adam sandler's jack and jill
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like if happy gilmore had lost to shooter mcgavin
<threaplis> duke winning is like being tagged by a hit and run driver
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like a forest fire started by a leftover cigarette bud
<threaplis> duke winning is like knowing you aced a test and then getting a D
<badgersinthebox> duke winning is like when that kid went for daniel's knee in the karate kid
<brlmskii> duke winning is like getting a blowjob from someone with sandpaper for a mouth
<silvaeri> duke winning is like getting a blowjob with a condom on
<threaplis> duke winning is like getting second place in a raffle with no consolation prize
<brlmskii> what's the fucking point of a blowjob with a condom
<brlmskii> there is none
<silvaeri> ask threaplis
<threaplis> i would get a blowjob with a condom on if it meant keeping a drunk girl from driving
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby quitter » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:27 pm

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby prawnzee » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:13 pm

I'll be gone until the totalitarian @'s are overthrown and the freedom of speech limiting poop, +r, is lifted
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby starfox64 » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:07 pm

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Re: x-factor all stars

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Fri May 08, 2015 4:39 am

<rosenrot> i'm sorry belabrotak you still have my heart
<rosenrot> someone borrowed it for 2 hours, that's all
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby bels » Fri May 08, 2015 8:09 am

Two hours? I consider it a good night if I can borrow someone's heart for over a minute.
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:14 pm

<drdru> vgtbls I had a dream about you
<vgtbls> drdru: how did the dream go
<drdru> We made out
<drdru> 2nd person on ct I've had a sex dream about
<vgtbls> am i a good kisser
<drdru> Yeah it was good, I can still remember it
<deadkitty> who was the first drdru
<drdru> Deadkitty trash
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby Suquida » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:34 am

<belabrotak_> i just signed into reddit for the first time in 6 mo to subscribe to r/nihilism
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby quitter » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:22 pm

[20:10] == mode/#care-tags [+b suquida!*@*] by charybdis
[20:16] == Suquida was kicked from #care-tags by charybdis [Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.]

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