Here is ramdomthought!

[can-]

very relaxed

[eufemism]

this guy keeps inviting himself to stuff I'm gonna do but i don't want to tell him off because i actually like hanging out with his brother and sister

i hate posting this chatty patty stuff but i don't like him at all

[ramdomthought]

roommate is dogsitting (nice little thing)

dog was friendly enough and hasn't had any issues that i've heard of

i let it run in my room since there's nothing he can really destroy

he pisses on my bed in the first 10 minutes of the door being open

edit: i hate life.

[ramdomthought]

knows the truth

[zayg]

only person at this cafe without a macbook, i feel pleb

[odradek]

happy easter to my christian friends



sad easter to my not christian friends

[ramdomthought]

3rd rock from the sun is the perfect sitcom

[nevergreen]

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

[Suquida]

Why did ben change his name

[bels]

Because he can

[smiles]

i don't

i don't

i don't

i don't

i don't

i don't

i don't.

[IsaiahSchafer]

If you're keeping an eye out for feathered, winged, two-legged, warm-blooded, egg-laying vertebrates and keeping track of the ones you see while exercising poor control over their latin names you're...

bird watching word botching.

[Ques]

i feel like hating concerts isn't socially acceptable, but i really don't enjoy loud places, crowds, mosh pits, screaming, openers, standing for long periods of time, or waiting for hours for doors to open.

someone validate my disliking of concerts

[nick]

See a show with 0-1 openers, show up at the show time (not doors), don't stand near the pit, bring earplugs.

That being said, you're not obligated to enjoy concerts - but showing up to a show with 5 openers at the time of doors with no ear protection sucks infinitely more than the concert experience described above.

[rublev]

[alby]

never been to stand up comedy before, seeing marc maron on thursday. will there be openers? how does a comedy show work?

[freddy]

I should start a service and charge $1 to take selfies for people

[eufemism]

some ducks on the freeway almost made us crash lmao


Ques- get there 30-40 minutes after doors open. I never get to a concert on time unless I really want to see the opener. My first concert I went to I waited for like 2 hours and I was like nah, fuck getting here early.

[cormac]

I walked into work tired, sad, and tipsy off mimosas.

I walked out of work with a promotion.

[bobo77]

a good friend called me a misogynist today because I don't support Hillary Clinton 2016 for leftist reasons.

[DeafIdiotGod]

Guys, the latest ~viral~ thing is this singaporean maths problem for 14 year olds. Have a crack at it.

[yoyobeat]

Moved on from Microns cause the nibs kept fritzing out too soon, Le Pen by Marvy might end up with the same issues but it's fun to use.

try it! (in a notebook with thick paper) the blue color is so great/bright.

http://www.uchida.com/p-63-le-pen.aspx

[DeafIdiotGod]

[ballast]

I thought it was:



Curious to hear your explanation.

[DeafIdiotGod]

On second thoughts, I think it may depend on how the first statement is interpreted.

It could either mean Albert knows that Bernard does not know because someone or Bernard told him, or Albert knows categorically from his given month that Bernard cannot know. This is where some ambiguity forms, although I suspect the question was meant to be interpreted in the second sense.

see below for my explanation in the first case:

[smiles]

someone from ladera ranch, california is googling my name. Is it one of you.

[stappard_]

i think just resolved a long dispute with his ISP

[cormac]

I just watched so many episodes of archer I can't get their voices out of my head.

[alby]

My girlfriend looks up from her chem book and goes,

"Are we carbon dating?"

[absurdmind]

im poor and shit and i dont know what im doing with clothes anymore since im comfortable yet boring with my style now which is great since ive kind of found part of myself through clothing but yea idk what i can contribute to this forum anymore or whatever but im always just coming back cause i love the community (love) i couldnt find the drunk thread idk caretags youre all cool sorry