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i was much more tan before i took a shower

why weren't you at nmh

I was driving home late last night along a road that's pretty secluded at nighttime. I had to take a piss really bad so I stopped alongside the road instead of rushing home even faster. I hopped over a short wall and started taking my time but I saw some headlights coming along so I quickly finished up and ran back to my car. It wasn't until I turned my car on that I noticed I didn't have my phone. I last had it in the breast pocket of my shirt and it was pretty apparent that it had slipped out when I was bending over or jumping over the wall or something. I go to scrape around in the bushes but it's pitch dark and I can't even position my headlights to help. I try everything I can think of, I even take my shirt off to hold up and try to reflect the light towards the ground. I start thinking about driving home the last 20 minutes, grabbing another phone and coming back to ring it but I remember that my phone was on silent. FUCK.

but then I remember that my android phone has always-listening voice control on it. I turn off my car so it's perfectly silent and yell "OK GOOGLE — WHERE'S MY PHONE". Sure enough my phone starts blaring an alarm/flashes the screen and I'm able to find it a mere five feet away. ahhh phew. I was so relieved. now I just hope it wasn't poison ivy that I was digging through.

so cyperbunk

haircuts are fine but staring at my own face for 20 minutes tends to provoke an existential crisis

^^someone else's face? i wanna do that eye contact thing

That's why you shouldn't trust men who shave every day. All those cumulative hours spent staring at their own face. There's something wrong with them.

Would rather look in the mirror than at pictures of myself any day.

i can convince myself im attractive if i look in the mirror long enough

i'm pretty bored with the internet nowadays (idk it could be the summer slow-down), i've debated and picked enough fights with folks online already that it's beginning to lose its luster. i've read most of the shit that I wanted to read outside of academia and i'm pretty intellectually satisfied. as I've mentioned previously, I've been pretty content with my wardrobe – and fashion hasn't spewed out anything interesting or original for a while now to captive my interest.

i wonder what's next for me to channel my inner obsession? :/

a side thought from the feminism thread- I was the only guy out of 20 people in my nursing group at college orientation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

short addendum to the haircut thought: that bit where they buzz it square at the back with clippers is how i imagine a cat feels when its being scratched in exactly the right place

That definitely doesn't happen where I get my hair cut.

my landlord has the most clean-scrubbed, lily-white, baby-soft, pampered bougie feet I've ever seen. I couldn't stop stealing fascinated glances at them, it was like looking at a pedigreed hairless cat

this shadow i saw from the train looked like a giraffe

I was going to brag about my easy access to a bikini cuts for haircuts but I just googled them and found their commercial/5min documentary. Fake tans and bump-its don't do it for me anymore. :\

Half of life's problems can be remedied by either good food or a good poop

Chillj making an appearance in Wednesday's Bad Machinery.

As an aside, I recommend Bad Machinery whole heartedly to all CTers. I'd say start from the beginning and just lose yourself in it for a while.

I don't like my job

are you creating a c-t rpg? if so i want in on this

holy cow ty based for the awesome pixel avatar

my rep ratio before this post was nearly pi at 911/290 = ~3.1414

so is Raf gonna be the wise sensei figure or the final boss?

thanks germ :3

college age is such a weird time. like you have to be responsible and adult like, but you still feel like a kid in a lot of aspects. and when you fuck up it feels real weird because i'm trying not to ask my mom for help (especially because it's just poor/irresponsible financial planning that got me in this mess in the first place).

ughh