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Went to a strip club last night with some guys in my frat. One of the new guys just turned 18 so we bought him about 300 dollars worth of private dances. Never been to one before but it was fun. Pretty classy place the none of the girls were busted. I came in with the intention of just watching the girl on the stage but after seeing this one middle eastern/persian ? girl do her thing twice on i caved in a got a one song dance. Overall spent 70 bucks fun for a one time thing.

my fingertips ache in the morning, is this what getting old feels like?

Schoolboy Q announced his new tour dates and he's gonna be in Grand Rapids in April.

SO HYPE RIGHT NOW. I missed Danny Brown and Action Bronson when they stopped by GR so there is no way I'm missing this concert.

what is up with every girl on campus wearing Sorel boots? Are they the new Uggs?

and on the topic of boots, I saw a girl wearing the dark brown Bean Boots and I kind of like them better than the Tan version. I just wish they had kept making them in the 8'' for men.

Happy Chinese New Year ya'll

i found $5 dollars on the ground today (smiling)

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

anything worse than spreading cold butter on something?

cold fluff on dry bread is pretty painful too.

mr jones and i are gonna be here all night

counting crows

My back pack is full of tins of corned beef

I tried jam on my oatmeal because I read it in a book and it was really good.

I had the book I have to study for til Monday in one hand and Geordie Shore in the other.

I chose the latter.

philip seymour hoffman is dead :(

My business is growing faster than I can keep up and I feel like I'm drowning. Halp.

Now I need to hire a new graphic designer cause I can't do everything I need to. Which means I have to pay them, which means I have to file taxes and OHGODWHYHAVEIDONETHIS?

I don't like getting into lifts alone because if the cable snaps and I plummet to my death, it would really get on my tits if I was the only one that had to die because of it

this is the saddest superbowl i've ever seen
poor broncos

lol hand egg. the worst game I've ever seen, and I stayed up until 5am for this?

my shoes are salty

the guy that I share an office with is awesome. it's a big office, and there's a huge floor to ceiling window and we're on the 8th floor so there's a nice view. originally I was expecting my own space, but I love having him here. he's getting married in may and I love it when he talks about his fiancee ^_^ they're so in love. yay

i took some nyquil at 8am and it's fucking me up

also i was told i have an incredibly bad case of rbf

shoulda taken dayquil

resting bitch face

i hate when i don't break even with chips and salsa. what am i supposed to do, eat dry chips or plain salsa???

errolson h-uughhhhhhhhhh

it feels good being buzzed off coffee in class with nothing to do but listen to music

are you more articulate when you speak or when you write?

i'm not a good writer. it's not bad to the point of being debilitating or anything, but my writing does nothing to enhance what I want to say. on the other hand, I've been told that I'm am perceived to be quite eloquent when I speak because I have confident body language, speak with assurance, and have generally alright social skills. jokes on them though. i write exactly the same way I speak, which is prob why I'm not a good writer.

I'm a bumbling, mumbling fuckwit speaking in person but can form occasionally coherent sentences online