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bourbon has power beyond the realms of mortal ken

Fuck cards of humanity

I've reached a new level tonight. They've started just bringing me my favorite beer at the bar. Dpn't even bother asking if I want it.

The crystal party was a great success. Thanks everyone

I really need to stop drinking so much

Drinking some distilled apple cider we made right now, it smells like carmel apples. Not quite as good as old bushmills, but this has been aging for three weeks whereas bushmills like 3 years. I also drank our own homemade mead, hard apple cidr and IPA this is amazing i am the lord of home made booze bow before me!

made it to last call 3 nights in a row, new PR

wish i could get drunk right now

Yesterday was feminist's birthday party. She had a bunch of friends over and made an awesome peruvian dinner then we went and watched grand budapest hotel. Her friends invited us to a party and it was a super awkward sausage fest grad party at this super rich person's house. Did literally the worst party thing ever and stole a bunch of their booze. I don't even care, they were all acting really weird towards everyone else in our group (i was the only guy in it). As we were walking out this big middle aged dude starts yelling like domestic dispute yelling at someone in the house (i think his kid) about his "bitch wife" that left him 17 years ago. left and went back to feminist's house. i had a bit of a joint while her and her friend got drunk. I left a while after. Overall feminist throws a pretty great party

why can't u delete posts

Ran down some stairs with a bowl of rice and fell and hit my head.

i was supposed to watch trainspotting while durnk and that was supposed to help> what i don't know but fuck i'm fucked fuck w fuc

threw up 3 times

daydrunk is good drunk

peach vodka sucks tho

3:30 am and so fucked up with a few friends and singing whats up by four non blondes i love life and ct

also just got 17 cherries in a row on the end of the bowl pack hi5

i love riesling

TWENTY ONE THANK YOU BASED BARS WHO GIVE FREEE BASED SHOTS AND THANK YOU BASED FRIENDS FOR BEING HERE

franzia tastes terrible but I keep on drinking it whenever its offered to me

Look at the bright side. At least you don't have a party event called tour de franzia where you run a mile, drink a bag or red, run a mile, drink a bag of white, then run a mile, and drink a bag of pink. Drinking done in teams of around ten of course...I'd like to meet someone who can drink three bags on their own.

Unless you do, in which case I'm so sorry.

man you (I) feel so dumb when you get home from the bar and you're like I spent $200, and for fucking what...

ugh

fun night tho

last night someone dissolved a ton of jolly ranchers in a handle of vodka, and i drank it anyway

bad idea

bad idea

alright, so yesterday started off with me getting high, then drinking a bottle of white wine and shooting copious amounts of beer down my throat with a funnel + hose combo. cool people, sauna, friend's sisters made good food. there's an ongoing wine festival in the city, so the place is pretty lively. some fun times in the center. I have no recollection of what happened between 00-04. apparently I got walked out from a bar, and couldn't get into others either. then I went home but for some reason decided to just walk back, I heard I talked with some of my friends and looked sad but I don't remember this either. while walking back to the center from home I bumped into my old friend who was visiting and that was cool, then we called my neighbor and met up with her. 'twas cool

today has been MURDER

drunk nights with friends

been drinking adn racing bikes for the past three days. meet so many awesome people from my city and from out of town. bike people are the best

drinking on an empty stomach is simultaneously the best and the worst

like you get drunk so much faster but YOU GET DRUNK SO MUCH FASTER

I had one timbit for dinner last night (doughnut holes for you americans) and then I had 4-5 drinks oh man
my head is pounding like a bitch

POLL FOR FUN HOW MUCH DOES IT TAKE ON AVERAGE FOR YOU TO GET NICELY DRUNK
as a Small Asian Girl (tm) it takes around 3-5 depending on how much I've eaten

As a large asian boy it takes 3-5 regardless of how much I've eaten

:(

As another large asian boy, it only takes me 2 beers to get nicely drunk.

Cons: Very low alcohol tolerance.
Pros: Makes for very cheap nights out.

im 6ft and 140lbs and im usually golden after 2 or 3 drinks, if taken with speed

6 ft 2 180 lb asian man takes me like 6+ drinks