Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk

[sensodyne]

mad jealous that i cant cruise to a party with a 6 pack

[JewTurk]

Serious question, does ethnicity affect alcohol tolerance?

e:

apparently so, interesting.

[prawnzee]

uhh, 5'10 150lbs
to feel anything I guess I need around 8 beers
~20 is optimal

(depends how fast obviously)

[CPV1]

6'1 and 138 lbs. It all depends on stomach contents, speed, and tolerance but I'd say around six pints is like the perfect, happy, friendly, chilling-at-the-pub-with-mates amount.

[WikiZuHeltzer]

6'1 & 75kgs, totally depends. The other day I had a bottle of wine to myself and nothing happened, but last time I had a drink before dinner I was pretty drunk & it was only a 5% 350ml bottle :/.

[WikiZuHeltzer]

I've filnuf the rheatd! You guyts ate so cooll! I kow I'm here tp learn and thats what mattyetss. All of you needw yo come to tohe darby o!gills neqr the place des terrrerraux. Youted all welcomr man its a cool place to hanf. This is awfol & ts appologsige in asdvanxz

[WikiZuHeltzer]

This was llutz vagg usiezsf

[chilljin]

6'2 72kg and i can drink around 8 pints before i get really hammered

funnily enough though when i'm drunk I find my typing ability is never hindered like our friend @wikizuheltzer above.
It's like drunk chilljin decides that he wants all of his contacts to know he can still operate functionally

[zayg]

18 year old zayg was such a poor drunk typist, then i realized that if you pay the fuck attention then typing is quite easy, even when tanked

[missrowan]

the time that I was the most drunk I have ever been, it was at an underwear party and drunk me thought it would be a good idea to take of my bra. only drunk me was too drunk to figure out how.

the kind of dexterity required for typing and bra removal are nowhere to be found when hammered.

[WikiZuHeltzer]

Please help icge beeb sick z load lg tooes I don't know whezrd cougnuc on snymoyre i need savibg

[WikiZuHeltzer]

I've made it to bed with the help of my bro. You are cool. I am sorry again. I am trying to sleep now good night

[WikiZuHeltzer]

My head :(

[zayg]

@rjbman

[Ques]

I think I'm Michael cera from superbads character reincarnated because this girl that I like was texting me and getting really personal and she's drunk and I felt weird talking to her unless I was also drunk but then she dissipated and now I'm here and I'm drink and I've got this shitty bear in my hand that I don't even want

[birdman caw]

damn this town has some really fancy bars

one looks like a saloon where cowboys go to have shootouts but it's the future

another looks like a tavern where vikings go to pillage but it's the future

all these bars are from the future what gives

[silvaeri]

gay bars make very strong drinks. i drink a lot of drinks when it's $5 wrist band for $1 drinks. I'm so hungover i can't move out of bed right now.

[silvaeri]

update: according to my roommate when I came home last night i managed to fall down our spiral staircase (thing is a death trap), get up, walk to my room. walk straight into my closed door because i didn't comprehend it was closed and then passed out halfway undressed with the lights on. sounds like i had a good night.

[WikiZuHeltzer]

I'm writin' free verserse 'cause i think you're perverse
Not ure I've been asertive how i feel
Rhis id my expeririment
My statement of intent
Please let me lno how you feel
I want to bring you in

[maj]

i found a bank statement and my credit card by the toilet and judging by my phone history i spent my time trying to order a sweater while taking a shit last night before eventually my bank calling suspicious activity on my account, head hurts far too much.

[tomsfood]

What sweater was it is the real question

[maj]

this apparently.

[oldtrailmix]

u guys ur geat, not sure bout the re st of the world tho

[silvaeri]

The fuck am I doing with my life rite now

[yourdad]

people always say x food is best drunk and an argument inevitably follows. calm down. all food is delicious when drunk

[bhajz]

why can't u delete posts

[bhajz]

why can't u delete posts

[WikiZuHeltzer]

Looks like it was a solid drunken effort from everyone here last night. I'm with my uni mates in Warrington, its so jokes. There are so many clubs for such a small town. Already had complaints from the people below us in the Travel Lodge. Going to Liverpool in a couple of hours, going to feel like shit.

whats donk???

[bhajz]

why can't u delete posts

[purkinje]

edit: why can't we delete our own posts