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care-tags.org • View topic - Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk
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Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:58 am
by sensodyne
mad jealous that i cant cruise to a party with a 6 pack

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:03 am
by JewTurk
Serious question, does ethnicity affect alcohol tolerance?

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apparently so, interesting.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 5:24 am
by prawnzee
uhh, 5'10 150lbs
to feel anything I guess I need around 8 beers
~20 is optimal

(depends how fast obviously)

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:12 am
by CPV1
6'1 and 138 lbs. It all depends on stomach contents, speed, and tolerance but I'd say around six pints is like the perfect, happy, friendly, chilling-at-the-pub-with-mates amount.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:03 am
by WikiZuHeltzer
6'1 & 75kgs, totally depends. The other day I had a bottle of wine to myself and nothing happened, but last time I had a drink before dinner I was pretty drunk & it was only a 5% 350ml bottle :/.

Re: she poeming me right nov

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:25 pm
by WikiZuHeltzer
I've filnuf the rheatd! You guyts ate so cooll! I kow I'm here tp learn and thats what mattyetss. All of you needw yo come to tohe darby o!gills neqr the place des terrrerraux. Youted all welcomr man its a cool place to hanf. This is awfol & ts appologsige in asdvanxz

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:25 pm
by WikiZuHeltzer
This was llutz vagg usiezsf

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:28 pm
by chilljin
6'2 72kg and i can drink around 8 pints before i get really hammered

funnily enough though when i'm drunk I find my typing ability is never hindered like our friend @wikizuheltzer above.
It's like drunk chilljin decides that he wants all of his contacts to know he can still operate functionally

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:34 pm
by zayg
18 year old zayg was such a poor drunk typist, then i realized that if you pay the fuck attention then typing is quite easy, even when tanked

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:11 pm
by missrowan
the time that I was the most drunk I have ever been, it was at an underwear party and drunk me thought it would be a good idea to take of my bra. only drunk me was too drunk to figure out how.

the kind of dexterity required for typing and bra removal are nowhere to be found when hammered.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:15 am
by WikiZuHeltzer
Please help icge beeb sick z load lg tooes I don't know whezrd cougnuc on snymoyre i need savibg

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:19 am
by WikiZuHeltzer
I've made it to bed with the help of my bro. You are cool. I am sorry again. I am trying to sleep now good night

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:02 pm
by WikiZuHeltzer
My head :(

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:23 am
by zayg
@rjbman

:sweg:

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:49 am
by Ques
I think I'm Michael cera from superbads character reincarnated because this girl that I like was texting me and getting really personal and she's drunk and I felt weird talking to her unless I was also drunk but then she dissipated and now I'm here and I'm drink and I've got this shitty bear in my hand that I don't even want

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:21 am
by birdman caw
damn this town has some really fancy bars

one looks like a saloon where cowboys go to have shootouts but it's the future

another looks like a tavern where vikings go to pillage but it's the future

all these bars are from the future what gives

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:34 pm
by silvaeri
gay bars make very strong drinks. i drink a lot of drinks when it's $5 wrist band for $1 drinks. I'm so hungover i can't move out of bed right now.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:31 pm
by silvaeri
update: according to my roommate when I came home last night i managed to fall down our spiral staircase (thing is a death trap), get up, walk to my room. walk straight into my closed door because i didn't comprehend it was closed and then passed out halfway undressed with the lights on. sounds like i had a good night.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:57 pm
by WikiZuHeltzer
I'm writin' free verserse 'cause i think you're perverse
Not ure I've been asertive how i feel
Rhis id my expeririment
My statement of intent
Please let me lno how you feel
I want to bring you in

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:38 am
by maj
i found a bank statement and my credit card by the toilet and judging by my phone history i spent my time trying to order a sweater while taking a shit last night before eventually my bank calling suspicious activity on my account, head hurts far too much.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:02 am
by tomsfood
What sweater was it is the real question

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:10 am
by maj


this apparently.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:56 am
by oldtrailmix
u guys ur geat, not sure bout the re st of the world tho

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:07 am
by silvaeri
The fuck am I doing with my life rite now

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:22 am
by yourdad
people always say x food is best drunk and an argument inevitably follows. calm down. all food is delicious when drunk

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:39 am
by bhajz
why can't u delete posts

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:49 am
by bhajz
why can't u delete posts

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:27 am
by WikiZuHeltzer
Looks like it was a solid drunken effort from everyone here last night. I'm with my uni mates in Warrington, its so jokes. There are so many clubs for such a small town. Already had complaints from the people below us in the Travel Lodge. Going to Liverpool in a couple of hours, going to feel like shit.

whats donk???

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:07 am
by bhajz
why can't u delete posts

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:28 am
by purkinje
edit: why can't we delete our own posts