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when you're sick and using a blanket is too warm, but not using one makes you shiver.

people with huge pictures in their sigs (looking at you )

Wearing sunscreen but still getting a sunburn :(

To: Albam Soho
Subject: WTF???
Body: This is not an acceptable changing room guys, its a clothing shop not a kibbutz

Ahah, I love that changing area. Feels like a WWI medic station.

HAY FEVER

IT IS UPON US

humidity

forgetting to click 'log me on automatically each visit'

When Amazon says they'll take ~2 business days to process your book trade-in but ends up taking like a week (and counting)

I want my $410 goddammit

I work for my university. Their payroll takes 10 days between the end of the pay period to when checks are sent out. This frustrates me because the next paycheck I'm getting will still be tiny because it's from before I started working full-time and it will now be ~22 days until I get my first big paycheck. No money until then. Fuck.

sticky fingers and no access to a sink

people who sing to themselves in public

June 25th is when I get my first real big paycheck. My next paycheck is on the 11th and it's tiny and barely enough for me to pay rent for June.

Dying of man-flu

Property is too depressing for me to really look at even though I know I should.

Dieting. Sometimes I just want to be 500lbs.

laptop searing your thighs because of your short's tiny inseams

Slim fitting shorts still not being very slim fitting because of super skinny legs. Sigh, I give up.

being sick in the summertime

^

ppl who hate on kanye

^people who 'hate on kanye' who have legitimate criticism (of his APC collections, music, philosophy, etc) are just fine but there's the type of people who just make t swift speech jokes and quote that south park episode and probably have never listened to anything besides his radio singles and maybe late registration who are really irritating

Finding your toothbrush on the floor

Having to talk about exams after you've sat them for better or worse, ugh

I want to take a gap year even though I graduated college 5 years ago and have student loans. Not gonna happen. Ever.

Also, best friend who keeps asking when I'm gonna have kids. lol. No.

traveling and forgetting contact solution

really getting into an album on spotify when suddenly meek mill is in your ears trying to convince you to buy puma shoes

my global issues teacher is the worst, i've never heard him give any sort of citations for the shit that he says. Today our entire class has been about presenting cultural relativism as prima facie correct with no explanation, western centrism, presentism, and his assertion that if you just realize that women were given the right to vote 100 years ago then you'll see that women actually have it pretty good right now. This is the worst class i've ever taken, how does this guy have a job?

edit: Ugh i want to punch myself in the face this class is so bad

Edit edit: we also got some casual racism in here too, what a great class.

finding massive dead spiders in your shoes.

some fucking idiot designer at mazda decided it would be a good idea to put the handbrake on the passenger side next to the cupholders
like, who does that? anytime you need to enage the handbrake you end up spilling whatever's in the cupholder
"wanna park your car? okay, just go ahead and spill coffee all over the place first"