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Night two in wazzer: we went aroknf a load of pkaces, warrinhton is so coo l man. Ponud drinks everywhere irsx amazing. Next qtop franxe at the end of august which is beuond likely yo br equalky as horrendous. Fuck q ducj

why is it that every tune in drunk I end up at mcdobaldsasss

yall are great I love yall ugh

I just jniated new people to my design fraternity and now a few of is are real drunk in an awesome suburban home and I love life right now

Feeling slightly less love towards people right now. Babysitting two young drunks who haven't learned to handle their liquor yet. I love them, but damn did they mess up my lovely host's house and are currently sleeping semi soundly in the cellar bathroom

poeming is the greatest way to reconnect with old friends via text or fb message or snapchat or whatever.

So I got drunk tonight with a few of my friends and I started thinking of this thread and all of you guys and this summer and summer is one of those times where nothing really matters to me and I do nothing and it's all really strange and stuff. I mean I don't really read a lot of the stuff going on here during the summer and whatever but I still like you and I hope you'll have me when the summer is over or whatever. I like all of you xoxo. also when I was riding my bike today I hit a bumblebee and it hit me right in my chest ( I was wearing my limit linen so it was really slutty) right on my bare chest and it hurt and it still stings a lot I hope he's allright tho. love goes out to all the bulmbenbees

everyone in berlin is so friendly (smiling))))))

getting drunk tonight

yes

apologizing for my lack of knowledge of american geography after a couple beers

i met a really fucking cool girl from tinder and now she's going back to southern california in a few days. :(

polo

I work for a corporation.

"I work for a company that works for a company that works for an oil company"

It's 12:19 and I've already been heading home from the bar since like 12:05. No one stays out late anymore, seriously tho...

I'm in a band*

*of rag-tag internet cool kids on a mission to dress like a side character in Seinfeld.

BAR HAS COMPLIMENTARY MILK AND COOKIES AFTER MIDNIGHT

bowl of chicken soup and pictures of karen gillan pretty good hangover cure

edit: oh god nevermind

it wasn't you karen it was the soup

Threw a hammer off a porch and almost hit a group of freshman girls

Ran home holding the hammer at 3 am and got stopped by the cops

good times

Did you get a ticket or anything?

Nope. Conversation went like this:

Her: Where are you coming from?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Where are you going?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Is... is that a hammer?
Me: Ohhh... yeah. Me and some friends were pulling up a carpet in my house
(NOTE: This is true, but that was before playing stump for two hours)
Her: ................
Me: I'm gonna put it in my backpack.
Her: Okay.

And then she drove away

A local weatherman said he was going to slap me.

I am drinking a Czech liquor that tastes like chai tea. It's good. I'm wondering if I can get it in Montreal.

polo

Shit drunk people who get argumentative, annoying and insist on telling people how drunk they are or how many they've drunk and ruin any banter going. Horrid.

Fucking now carrying him home, I swear if he throws up on my Maggy h I will leave him in the road

Walk him 45 minutes home after he's done rolling on the floor, magically sobers up when he gets to his door now I'm left with a 2 hour walk when I was offered a lift but didn't want to leave him in the street. Fuck him

you did the right thing though bro

as fuckin promised i am buzy gettib smashd at dis wedding and dessery hasny even been served uet

what an i doing with my life and also why am i mot at mcdonaldsaa