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i love just drinking beer and chilling with the homies

Gril just walked in the room and saw me wearing Yohji, and asked,
"Where did you get those pyjamas, they look so comfy!"

I cNt tell the difference betwe bot threads and real thread they all the same

ALSO. This assyoles is bush g. Sick. Prick being such. A prock being such. prock being such a prick nDID IT YAY

George orwell after a couple rrinks still makes no sense. Ive le frwance!!!

Also lidtening to sorority bous talk about girl problems is rlwlly funny lmaoo

When your drink at a party everyone is happy because they have an outless for their horny, when you drink in your dorm everyone gets sexually frustrated

what do you even mean

omg you guys i just peed on someones front lawn and it wasn't even mine

also i said i wouldn't drink tonight whoops

idk though like why would you ever pee on your own front lawn? just go inside the haus

plum wine is so good

we bought a bottle tonight out of curiosity and its gone now

haven't day drank since....beginning of the summer? i used to do that a lot, but today was a nice revival. amazing how quickly a day can disappear though in this case.

Stroking a beard
Bobs beard
Plucked mustachioed goodness
He asks if I'm seeing the band
I ask who's on it
Gens out it's fun
Surprise
He's in the wind

Ordered pizza to my place online while we're still at the club and tracked it's progress so we knew when to leave

I (love) the future

Greg just told me I'm the son he neve had

The he told me that if I'm really his son id put on Tom ford by j z

Feeling confused

listened to greg brown while getting drunk on whiskey and making fried potstickers. drank way too much. hours later... i'm still drunk everything is in the wash because of the unfortunate results of my drinking, i need to stop drinking to get drunk...

Edit: the potstickers were pretty good

Though i did send some friends drunk readings of rain by mary oliver via skype video message so that was fun thanks for the suggestion

151 shots on a tuesday

[my roommate]: theres a falafel in the toaster...
Sent at 2:10 AM on Saturday

last night i was at an xmas party, wearing my ol floral zip shirt thing with a hanes tshirt underneath, because it was cold out, but the party was real hot and i wanted to unzip to show some skin and cool down, but the shirt was in the way, so i ripped the t-shirt in half and all was good

thought yall might appreciate that

finished a party with dance yrself clean

best

stole some sliders from a private party and got a free drink for it

jello shots r the worst form of alcohol consumption im sorry

Nothing quite like gettign drunk while watching blade runner

alc feels weird on prozac ＼＼\ ٩(๑❛ワ❛๑)و //／／

My winter holiday started today and I was drunk by 1 PM. I'm still drunk, 3 hrs later and in 10 minutes I'm going out fore even more drinks. Fuck me this is the life.

NO FLEX

DRUNK

NO FLEX

DRUNK

MCDOBALSASS

TWENTY MCCC NUGGETS

this morning over coffee

"i chatted with someone in chinese for like an hour last night"
"dude you were talking with yourself"

sos

I texted one of my teachers, wishing her dog a happy new year, then her boyfriend a happy birthday.

And then she sent me a photo of a magician.

is anyone else a marxist / sympathetic to those of the communist persuasion

help. ahhh.

Played this game today where one person asks the next person a question and they point to another person as the answer. The person also has to flip over a card. If black, theyre safe and the person they pointed has to drink. If red they have to reveal what the question was. I was called out many times. I really want to know what people asked.