Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk

[BobbyZamora]

im so drn

lmao

this so funy we ahd to cal bros gf to get him awka from thje taxi he w so durnk

711 piszza is ok


2 scare to talkto girls at party lol

i play ber peng

i spilled beer all over my jawnz

ayway her a song

[bhajz]

My friend is goat wingman, top 10 night of my life I love gville

[bhajz]

fuck juan :(

[BIGBEE]

thank you @ bhajz for the great night!

E: FUCK JUAN!!!!!

[bhajz]

lol this thread

[oldtrailmix]

ughhhhhhhh

[seth83292]

I got this text at 3:15 am.

"Oups my jogging in the bathroom. So Please; Justin (hahahhaha) case; befure u tke, warm me& i pick it up

traum schöne"

what

[missrowan]

um hello we had a middle school dance otnight and i made sure to leave room for jesus!!!!!!

but now i'm forfused why there is a bottl eof schotch in ny room

wh y is there scotch in my room ??????????? i don't even like scotch can it be chicken nuggests instead

also should i be concerned that my most posted in topic is this thread? i swear i am not an algoholic i promise
please ok

[quitter]

this thrd will always be called "she poemsing me" where it matters (in my heart)
there was something i wantedt o post about but i forgot??? mb i'll remember later

anyways

oh i remembered
sorry @ the girl i sent a bunch of super creepy drunk messages to on facebook i'm not actually going to expose myself to u next time we meet irl (if ever)

[quitter]

dbl post cuz i have a problem or somethin
channeling phil hellmuth right now

[zayg]

was thinking this was just a general beverage thread now because of the title and was really excited to discuss how honest tea peach white is the best packaged iced tea on the market by a ridiculously large margin

[ramseames]

"hey waiter

hey waiter

hey

heyyyy

how many carbohydrates are there in the sangria?"

[Ques]

te bo xw ine didnt help me understand my chinese literauter nomrwork at all

poems wstill poeming me &&&&&&&&& very cinfusing

.... :/

[Ques]

Checking in to say that i looked over the discussion questions i wrote a few hours ago and they're surprisingly both legible and good questions!

[bhajz]

please go away red bull

[BIGBEE]

[kyung]

dick cheney made money off the Iraq war

[quitter]

mmmmm, cooking wine (100 emoji)

[absurdmind]

what a fjcking mwss this would be if i ppsted all the times this thread was relevant hahahahaba

[odradek]

there's tahini EVERYWHERE

[quitter]

rum is so fucking gross i should've just had some cooking wine instead

[TheLouisVuittonPawn]

is cool

0-I-<

[can-]

who's on untappd? add me - unclekoba

[Ques]

pb & j

goldfish

alone

dorm room

fireball

shot glass

heteronormatibity

nutcracker

is he gonna knock on my door again


i sure hope not

just take it and leave

id ont even smoke that often why do i own this

[zayg]

i swore

i swore i would be true

and honey so did you

so why were you holding her hand

is this the way we stand

were you lyin all the time

is this just a game to you?

and im in soooo deeep

you know im such a fool for you

you got me wrapped around you fingeeeeer

do you have to let it linger

do you have to

do you have to

do you have to

do you have to let in lingeerrrrrr

[BIGBEE]

Pleae neg me for being rhis runk on a wednesdy lol

(love) internrt pointts are the only consequences i GET
(smiling))
Proud of u guys

[cormac]

done with my testsss

first time I've drank since dau before new years

yaaaaaayyyyyy

[bhajz]

taping saran wrap to ur chest is rly fucking hard

[finolino]

got tipsy last thurs night, happened upon a dude in an si sweat and after looking down at my sup tee i blurted out "HEY MAN DIDN'T WE COLLAB LAST WEEK???"

no1 got it

[can-]

its officially rose season