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I don't understand the appeal of irc, how do you guys stay interested in the conversation? it's either too fast or too slow or stressing over what to buy. Help

<MrMoo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE papi must be so proud
<Suquida> What is this nerd shit
<Suquida> You mean Beck is real outside of Futurama?

<vgbtls> the townspeople build a big pole and adorn it with derbies and lapels. "Germinal day!" they cheer.
<vgbtls> they pass around big mugs of tea, singing early 00s rave anthems
<bigbee> lol
<vgbtls> hoping the display will curry favor with the all-great
<vgbtls> When the moon hits its apex, they all point their scarves towards cornwall
<vgbtls> "Parlez merde envoyez une photo de vetements!" they scream in unison
<vgbtls> then he descends from the clouds, face blurry but radiant
<vgbtls> the townspeople dip their hands in green paint, pointing their thumbs u

<sknss> i feel like i can shear a sheep now
<sknss> going to practice on my cat

living the dream

KFC (KFC@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/x-nkppbzxgmqucpgrw) joined the channel.
<KFC> what it du
<KFC> oh oops
KFC is now known as KLF

<Suquida> Fuck you vgbtls I'm great at sucking dick

<belarain> if you called teaching pedagogy in england
<belarain> the daily mail would ban teachers
<belarain> CONFIRMED PEDAGOGS WORKING IN BRITISH SCHOOLS
<belarain> IMMIGRANTS TO BLAME
<belarain> PEDAGOG GROOMING RING TRAINED CHILDREN TO DO BASIC MATHS

[16:34:47] <nickp123> good heckawheel remove all Jarvis clothing from your life. only then may you find nirvana.
[16:34:57] <Heckawheel> i dont like grunge sorry

re: robocop

[22:36] <exprofesso> oh wait
[22:36] <exprofesso> so he's a robot cop
[22:36] <exprofesso> that makes sense
[22:36] <exprofesso> i dont know what i expected

[12:06:49] <mc-lunar> the worst is when you're not attracted to someone and then someone else says "oh man they're so hot" and then you start getting attracted to them?
[12:06:55] <mc-lunar> like help i cant trust my own taste
[12:06:55] <exprofesso> lol what

[12:07:10] <threaplis> mc-lunar, that explains ur wardrobe

[12:07:15] <exprofesso> ooooo dissss
[12:07:16] <ycontrolllllll> rekt
[12:07:17] <threaplis> snaaaaaaap
[12:07:17] <exprofesso> dissssss
[12:07:20] <schiaparelli> ouch
[12:07:21] <schiaparelli> damn

<deadkitty> my grandma's friend got convicted of bio terrorism for bringing rose petals into the country and forgetting to declare them

<silvaeri> what can you send into australia?
<threapils> criminals

[18:34] <exprofesso> threaplis: i dont want to be 28 and only have my bike and undercover for company
[18:34] <threaplis> whoa
[18:34] <threaplis> whoa whoa whoa
[18:34] <threaplis> i have TWO bikes

exprof-factor all stars

[22:37] <neevin> i havent made it into xfactor in a while

11:20:37 PM Suquida: It's weird tho cuz whenever I'm squeezing out a big turd I'm always reminded of really bad things in my life

[20:58] <exprofesso> but ugly people are bad at everything

[23:51] <Heckawheel> exprofesso: you should do the updog joke on ur bf
[23:51] <Heckawheel> test how dumb he rly is
[23:51] <exprofesso> ngl
[23:52] <exprofesso> whats up dog
[23:52] <exprofesso> oh fuck

My irc persona is really just performance art.

Yours,
The Hot Artist formerly known as exprofesso

09:51 zachinthebox: want a vis gore shell to pair with my sup hoodie