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when the skin around your fingernails starts to peel

having dry lips

accidentally using body wash instead of shampoo (and vice-versa)

what the FUCK, dude

we had a lunch presentation at work and there was lots of salad, chicken, beef, mashed potatoes, and pastries left over

and i have to stay late tonight (til 9ish) so i was planning on eating some of that for my dinner

and my coworker fucking takes EVERYTHING HOME

ENTIRE PLATTERS OF MEAT

HUGE SHARING BOWLS OF SALAD

FOUR LEFTOVER PASTRIES

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

1. put teabag in mug

2. pour hot water in mug

3. watch string get dragged into mug

4. fish string out, burn fingers in process

when you don't buy a book because google books preview has pretty much the entire thing and you're down to the last minute to finish an assignment and you realize that google books preview does not pretty much have the entire thing and there are no ebooks available for purchase

taking a hot shower on a cold day which starts off all well and relaxing but unbeknownst to you the steam from your shower is giving some seriously flirty eyes to the curtain and all of a sudden the curtain's like "HEY HOW'S YOUR SHOWER GOING LET ME TOUCH YOU"

when you finally muster the willpower to do your backlog of laundry your roomies take it as a signal for them to also want to do their laundry right after yours, so it leads to an uncomfortable annoyance where you can't just relax and must be conscious about doing it in a time-efficient manner. it totally zaps and ruins any form of peace you have built-up in the process for this nuisance of a chore

or when you finally realize that you need to do your backlog of laundry that it's always conveniently that your roomies is already doing theirs and it totally fucks up your mental planning/scheduling for other stuff in the day

ugh

my inability to stop biting my fingernails

it's plagued me for all my life

shinsplints

When people are whispering in class thinking that they are being discreet when in reality the tone of their hushed voices just adds to the background noise making it even harder to hear the teacher

Especially when it's about who josh hooked up with this weekend. Fuck josh

Fuk josh! and Fuk 13 hour work days

I can't believe I bought ANOTHER foundation that is not my shade. I should know better after 5 years of this. I want to cry/throw it at the SA. It matched in the store and now it doesn't.

one of the legs of my glasses is digging into the back of my ear and it hurts like hell.

Snow at the end of March. Expected but I'm less tolerant of it every year.

when every person around you is being loud as fuck when you're trying to actually do your work

tanqueray is so fucking bad

i can't believe i wasted almost $30 on this handle

Laptop battery running out in under an hour and automatically shutting off at 30% without warning. I need to order a new battery.

When my job brings me down to 15 hrs a week for the past 4+ months and I have to choose between rent or food. So my manager tells me to file for underemployment, which I do. First job I apply for I get hired. (Now my second job.) So I never collected anything. (Which is alright, I'd rather work.)
Fast forward to the other day where my manager at job 1 is saying that if I'm not gonna be as available, (Whenever he wants) then he's going to "find someone who is."
Like, wtf. I have been barely scrapping by all winter, and he's gonna bitch because I'm working instead of collecting?
I got kitties to feed..

when the hood on hoodies are too small

Forgetting about tea and drinking it at room temperature. I was looking forward to it all day.

Roommate left my tea kettle on the stove and then forgot about it, fast forward an hour, the kettle is probably ruined and kitchen smells terrible :(
(Editing to say that it's extra annoying because they didn't fess up, I just had to find melty kettle)

when you're typing and you brush the caps lock key and then press it again to turn it off, only to find out that you had never turned it on to begin with

Getting too fat to fit into your clothes

when you order take-out from the Cheesecake Factory and they pack it all wrong and forget the bread and condiments

when you fit the thigh and waist measurements on a pair of jeans but your butt is just too big. :(

when people take my glasses off my face to try them on and then remark about how blind I am

dry chicken breast

Internet at my school is shit.

enough for me to remember it and post it in a Hardcore grinding thread but not enough to the point of wearing croakies