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Postby alby » Sat May 16, 2015 7:01 pm

post the best Onion articles

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i'd walk a mile for a camel
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Postby windowflowers » Sat May 16, 2015 7:21 pm

great thread

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-smo ... nty--34531
this is a classic


from the book of known knowledge, always makes me laugh

and of course
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/ho-ho- ... -job-30705
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Postby thephfactor » Sat May 16, 2015 9:00 pm

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do ... cock-10861
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Postby CheerUpBrokeBoy » Mon May 18, 2015 4:29 am

too good
http://www.theonion.com/article/little- ... lled-38488
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Postby meatjacket » Mon May 18, 2015 9:35 am

fuckin love the onion

http://www.theonion.com/article/42-mill ... end--30517

http://www.theonion.com/article/report- ... fdrs-50434
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Postby windowflowers » Mon May 18, 2015 10:49 am

http://www.theonion.com/article/nude-bi ... rgue-34243

www.theonion.com/article/historians-adm ... eeks-18209
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Postby deadirishwriters » Mon May 18, 2015 1:27 pm

Brilliant idea for a thread. This is one of my recent favorites:

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-bri ... l-jo-37912
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Postby finolino » Mon May 18, 2015 2:34 pm







also, the series of articles is hilarious
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Postby rjbman » Tue May 19, 2015 12:30 am

ok seriously 80+% of the joke is in the headline, could yall please include that with the link for us lazy folks?
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"Let's be vagabonds." - Yohji Yamamoto
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Postby CheerUpBrokeBoy » Tue May 19, 2015 11:16 pm

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Postby zayg » Wed May 20, 2015 3:26 pm

http://www.theonion.com/article/mr-autu ... coff-29866

basically me come autumn
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Postby bels » Sat May 23, 2015 3:25 am

Are You Afraid Of Commitment?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-a ... tment-2475
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Postby bird.in.flight » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:40 am

Area Man On Personal Mission To Explain Why Universally Enjoyed Things Are Bad
http://www.theonion.com/article/area-ma ... iver-29922

“At the end of the day, it isn’t right for the greater public to simply take pleasure in whatever they happen to like,” Lerner continued. “I can’t let that happen. I won’t let that happen.”
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Postby WussWayne » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:07 am

Recently Thawed out Caveman Misses the Way Scene Used to Be

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/06/05/rece ... sed-to-be/
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Nightclub on a Friday
Get my Gucci on
F-f-f-firestarter
Yes, I'm in the zone
You coming on me like a player (WOOF!)
But your game's all wrong
You get your words all twisted
It's the same old song
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Postby brlmski » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:22 am

an oldie but a goldie
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Postby ramseames » Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:01 am

http://www.clickhole.com/article/disgus ... e=facebook
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Postby mu_ » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:17 pm

"Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality"
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today, more than any other day, I am excited to feel the milk of human kindness
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Postby tttigre » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:32 pm

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若者文化
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Postby Dobwin » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:55 pm

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/p ... al-2520#10,
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Postby ramseames » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:16 pm

http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing- ... e-get--683
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Postby ramseames » Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:37 pm

http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/ ... ault-52253
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Postby ramseames » Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:51 pm

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/f ... e=facebook

Just the first one
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Postby ramseames » Tue May 17, 2016 11:18 pm

http://www.theonion.com/article/fun-toy ... d-kids-290
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