Pink Lasers [Eric Lampton’s ARG help]

[sknss]

Hey guys.
This thread is about the Eric Lampton ARG that went on during the summer break. I figured I’d do a walkthrough to help people catch up.

So the first thing you need to do is access and start exploring the site.

I don’t think I have found all the tracking numbers so please tell me if you have more! I don’t want to spoil the game by giving you the tracking numbers directly but I can show you where I found them. If you are desperate you can still message me.

Also if this is out of order I’m sorry, I’m typing this from memory.

Eric mentioned that he was selling some DOWLAND pieces on grailed so you should check that out. You’ll get a tracking number. Then you can try emailing Eric.

He also mentioned posting on reddit/r/malefashion. From there you’ll find his imgur account that should give you two tracking numbers. We started to get hints about things happening in Chicago and fake canada.

Then the fun part started and the cryptic crossword appeared. I can give you hints if you message me. You don’t really need fashion knowledge to finish it. If it’s your first time, this can help you: . You’ll get another tracking number, which will give you another email address (try it) and a series of numbers.

After that Meade Montes left a message for Eric on the care tags front page telling him to go check out two GPS coordinates: 43.775342, -79.414147 (43.777083, -79.414772 ) in fake canada and 41.921698, -87.697323 in Chicago. Some users went there and found a rice cooker advert with a phone number to call.

The two numbers gave us voicemails recorded in Brazilian. I’ll paste them here because honestly that was a nightmare to translate and I don’t wish it to anyone.

Chicago: http://vocaroo.com/i/s082SsSiTtJj


fake canada: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1lnF71hSx


So these two tracking numbers should give you a bunch of letters that you need to combine. There’s a hint in the ebay page on how to do so. When you get something that looks like a URL, you will need to decypher it. It is a common cypher.



The decyphered URL will lead you to CAREFAX! You can explore it and have fun.
You’ll find a tracking number there.
You will also need to pay attention to the imgur links. They contain some important bits of information. You will have to put them all together in a certain order. You’ll understand by going back to the page you found thanks to the crossword. If this is too obscure still please message me.

Congratulations! You finished the ARG. Now there’s another game to play! You can download TADS3 to open the file.

Happy exploring!

[bels]

Lou talks like it's over but you haven't finished the ARG if you haven't finished the t3 file. So currently, no one has finished the whole game..

[sknss]

True. If you're feeling lazy and just want to play the TADS game you can download it here:

[bels]

Playing that without playing the rest of the ARG might be a special kind of hell though.

[sknss]

Yeah I didn't realise. I will try to give some more clues for the ARG later

[can-]

Eric Blumpkin

[bels]

I changed a page to add some basic info on how to play text adventure games.

If people are stuck please shout here and someone will give you a hint.

[bels]

New version of eric.t3 uploaded.

You can no longer take the games.

[sknss]

[parastexis]

flair pls

[bels]

Feel like weeping hot tears of joy that people are actually playing and got to the end. If you found any obvious bugs in the game pm me and I'l try and sort them.

[rjbman]

please include your username in the screenshot so I know who to give the swag to

[Cowboy]

flair pls

[bels]

Should I have added a hash function to weed out cheaters

[maj]

i heard the second arg is released once reaches 10k rep, apparently it's bigger than the first too

[can-]

'Nobody will stop you from creating ARGs. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow – whether there is a market for it or not! The kick of creation is the act of creating, not anything that happens afterward. I would tell all of you watching this screen: Before you go to bed, write a four line ARG. Make it as good as you can. Don’t show it to anybody. Put it where nobody will find it. And you will discover that you have your ARG.'

Kurt Vonnegut

[bels]

[bels]

I know that I wrote it but I think this is the funniest shit of all time.

[bels]

Actually I take it back this is the funniest shit of all time:

[bels]

Whilst writing the ARG I listened to nothing except an audiobook of The Exegesis which was about 50 hours long or something. It took up all the space on my phone so I had to delete all my LINE stickers.


http://www.tekgnostics.com/PDK.HTM#.VjN57fntlBc

[germinal]

[bels]

Do you ever feel sorry for the people who didn't play the ARG grubbinlod? Like feel a deep pity but know there's nothing you can do for them and they'll just have to move on.

[Syeknom]

I've made my peace with failing to play it much like I make peace with all of my failures which is to say insufficiently

[bels]

We're retracting our sponsorship agreement due to your failure to play. Next year's ARG will only have cameos of SKNSS, HECKAWHEEL and BLANKET.

[germinal]

Mostly i pity myself for putting so much effort in

[can-]

I thought it was Eric clampton the whole time like some odd post ironic / weird reference to Eric clapton

[can-]

[can-]

[germinal]

many thanks to everyone who contributed to our kickstarter, and i are delighted to announce that the 3d HD "director's cut" remake of the eric lampton story has been funded! more info . we're hoping to go live in early 2016

note: all of you folks who pledged more than £100, we've had a little problem with the figurines. something about lead in the paint, and a really, truly horrific likeness of ben. we've sent out an email with more information.

[bels]