Here is ramdomthought!

[torukun]

my econ quiz was cancelled due to a fire in the building, i bid on a couple of cheap garms on grailed, and i also got a date for friday. it's been a pretty good day.

[edward]

when I see my dog lick its butthole I'm like "k not gonna let her lick my face right now". but then why do I let her do it later? presumably her tongue isn't really any less covered in butt :/

[eufemism]

people keep looking at me weird then i realize it's because they're looking at the raf sticker on my laptop. or maybe it's just my face idk.

[eufemism]

http://themetapicture.com/how-to-intera ... ntroverted

[ramdomthought]

people who react in a "Yeah that's me and that's how people should treat me!" to a guide like that are so up their own asshole their eyes burn from stomach acid

[maj]

having your phone auto correct "Np" to "No" when someone asks you to pick up some washing up liquid and not noticing.

[stappard_]

[starfox64]

[sensodyne]

Do you guys eat on the train/subway/trolley

[kyung]

if its smelly, savoury food then no but ill snack on a granola bar or some iced coffee on the train

[yourdad]

only if i'm drunk and have shitty fast food

[bueno]

if i'm hungry and i have food with me i'd eat it

[odradek]

[parastexis]

i just bought a danish domain name for my website. i hope the cops don't backtrace me.

[maj]

has the cutest snapchats

[nevergreen]

last night i was taking a picture of my friend using the front facing camera on my phone and this girl thought i was taking a picture of her >___>

[Ques]

on my way to the care-meet today, i got in my car, and before i even got out of the parking lot my car stopped moving and oil light came on

?????????

i turned it off and turned it on and reparked it, and it seemed ok, but now i'm wondering if it's safe to drive it to an oil-change place (is that the next step?) or should i call AAA or something?

[sknss]

is the best tech support!
thanks for helping me!

[oldtrailmix]

occasionally i try to smile like rjbman and scare the shit out of myself

[ballast]

i have joined as a prospective home-buyer. please pray for my eternal soul.

[ramdomthought]

lmfao

[deadkitty]

[ab167]

I am sitting in a required training session for what is basically a WYSIWYG editor. blllllluuuuuuhhhhhh

[Ques]

Biggest fear as I take the bus to court: hoping I don't trip in my too tight H&m suit pants as I walk up to the judge

[goggles]

[ramdomthought]

please seek mental help

you're a good dude with great fits and seem to be having a breakdown, chill out

i posted that because it's weird as hell to go find 18 posts and go to town on them. You missed your own point and instead look seriously off your rocker

This all very strange and I hope you accept seek/accept help and can have a better tomorrow

[goggles]

i get computer access at the insane asylum. im wearing a straight jacket right now

[donut_milk]

Went to my 10 yr high school reunion on Saturday. It was as you would expect a reunion to be like, but everyone was definitely more adult and nicer to each other. Few people got drunk and held their composure....except for this one guy who decided to slap my friend's ass as she was saying bye to someone...in front of her husband (and the few that were left) -____- Ass.

[RomanEmpire]

This is page number 69

[frogosaurus]

normally try to avoid talking politics on the internet but iraq war round 3 has got me feeling blue