Here is ramdomthought!

[Stingray Sam]

i was much more tan before i took a shower

[ramdomthought]

why weren't you at nmh

[Rosenrot]

[jrisk]

I was driving home late last night along a road that's pretty secluded at nighttime. I had to take a piss really bad so I stopped alongside the road instead of rushing home even faster. I hopped over a short wall and started taking my time but I saw some headlights coming along so I quickly finished up and ran back to my car. It wasn't until I turned my car on that I noticed I didn't have my phone. I last had it in the breast pocket of my shirt and it was pretty apparent that it had slipped out when I was bending over or jumping over the wall or something. I go to scrape around in the bushes but it's pitch dark and I can't even position my headlights to help. I try everything I can think of, I even take my shirt off to hold up and try to reflect the light towards the ground. I start thinking about driving home the last 20 minutes, grabbing another phone and coming back to ring it but I remember that my phone was on silent. FUCK.

but then I remember that my android phone has always-listening voice control on it. I turn off my car so it's perfectly silent and yell "OK GOOGLE — WHERE'S MY PHONE". Sure enough my phone starts blaring an alarm/flashes the screen and I'm able to find it a mere five feet away. ahhh phew. I was so relieved. now I just hope it wasn't poison ivy that I was digging through.

[JonjoShelvey]

so cyperbunk

[stappard_]

haircuts are fine but staring at my own face for 20 minutes tends to provoke an existential crisis

[YoungCanoeist]

^^someone else's face? i wanna do that eye contact thing

[bels]

That's why you shouldn't trust men who shave every day. All those cumulative hours spent staring at their own face. There's something wrong with them.

[chan0]

Would rather look in the mirror than at pictures of myself any day.

[JonjoShelvey]

i can convince myself im attractive if i look in the mirror long enough

[freddy]

i'm pretty bored with the internet nowadays (idk it could be the summer slow-down), i've debated and picked enough fights with folks online already that it's beginning to lose its luster. i've read most of the shit that I wanted to read outside of academia and i'm pretty intellectually satisfied. as I've mentioned previously, I've been pretty content with my wardrobe – and fashion hasn't spewed out anything interesting or original for a while now to captive my interest.

i wonder what's next for me to channel my inner obsession? :/

[absurdmind]

[purkinje]

a side thought from the feminism thread- I was the only guy out of 20 people in my nursing group at college orientation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[stappard_]

short addendum to the haircut thought: that bit where they buzz it square at the back with clippers is how i imagine a cat feels when its being scratched in exactly the right place

[nick]

[Blastoise]

That definitely doesn't happen where I get my hair cut.

[chadnik]

my landlord has the most clean-scrubbed, lily-white, baby-soft, pampered bougie feet I've ever seen. I couldn't stop stealing fascinated glances at them, it was like looking at a pedigreed hairless cat

[bueno]

this shadow i saw from the train looked like a giraffe

[IsaiahSchafer]

I was going to brag about my easy access to a bikini cuts for haircuts but I just googled them and found their commercial/5min documentary. Fake tans and bump-its don't do it for me anymore. :\

[yourdad]

Half of life's problems can be remedied by either good food or a good poop

[bels]

Chillj making an appearance in Wednesday's Bad Machinery.

As an aside, I recommend Bad Machinery whole heartedly to all CTers. I'd say start from the beginning and just lose yourself in it for a while.

[oldtrailmix]

I don't like my job

[exprof]

are you creating a c-t rpg? if so i want in on this

[bels]

[birdman caw]

holy cow ty based for the awesome pixel avatar

[purkinje]

my rep ratio before this post was nearly pi at 911/290 = ~3.1414

[nick]

[purkinje]

so is Raf gonna be the wise sensei figure or the final boss?

[rublev]

thanks germ :3

[silvaeri]

college age is such a weird time. like you have to be responsible and adult like, but you still feel like a kid in a lot of aspects. and when you fuck up it feels real weird because i'm trying not to ask my mom for help (especially because it's just poor/irresponsible financial planning that got me in this mess in the first place).

ughh