syeknom storytime

[ramdomthought]

here we will hear tales of our glorious syeknom

so syeknom, tell us about your past. have you ever pooped a balloon? have you ever seen a grown man naked? is the white zone for loading or unloading?



examples include

<Syeknom> gay clubbing with people off their tits on poppers is too much fun

<Syeknom> had a gay flatmate

<sknss> Syek partied with raf

[Capt]

These are the serious questions that need answering.

[Syeknom]

[can-]

[Syeknom]

You got me

[Syeknom]

dem poorly fitting shoulders



dem ladies doe

[can-]

syeknom is so smart. I love him

[maj]

syek was always jealous his father held favorites

[charybdis]

<Syeknom> feel like i need a secret facebook club to post that in and go "phwoar"

[deadkitty]

<Syeknom> can you ever truly own a tree

[Syeknom]

I got - rather flattering!

[Syeknom]

also how amazing is this avatar, drew it from my last fit (for a rapgenius daily sketch thing)! unbelievably cool and super super nice of her

[maj]

tonight we bring you...

Cooking With Monkeys

<Syeknom> boil pasta - add sauce from a jar -> meal
<Syeknom> i used to put a shit load of cheese on pasta on a plate
<Syeknom> then grill that shit
<Syeknom> melt it in
<Syeknom> pour ketchup on and loads of paprika dust + herbs
<Syeknom> sometimes
<Syeknom> i'd throw some sausages on top
<Syeknom> to get some vitamins

<sknss> it's offensive bc pasta is so easy to make right

<Syeknom> i dunno
<Syeknom> sometimes when i open the bag
<Syeknom> it spills all over the floor
<Syeknom> i'm like nigella
<Syeknom> high on coke and ultra sexual in the kitchen
<Syeknom> pouring ketchup onto grilled cheese pasta

[deadkitty]

<Syeknom> i'm getting waxed on wednesday

[deadkitty]

<Syeknom> i'd like to own a pub called The Lusty Barnacle

[bels]

Word is that Syek has had some kind of accident and is going to be out of action for a while. It's not clear yet whether he fell off his ladder or tried to bust a move too powerful for our local space time but either way he could probably use some good vibes so everyone post get well soon cards in here

[smiles]

Feel better monkeys!

[RycePooding]

The beginning of my get-better Syeknom beard. Will not shave til he hath returned. Who's with me.

[bels]

More people should post stuff here about how cool syek is instead of just repping me.

[odradek]

just got off the phone with syeknom, said he took a cricket bat to his back while rescuing a blind disabled organ grinder and his pet monkey from a gang of hooligans

[IsaiahSchafer]

Get well soon Syeknom! Sending you good thoughts!

[Bobbin.Threadbare]

hope you're ok

[agvs]

I feel a bit uncomfortable wishing someone well without knowing the extent of their injuries. I mean if he's laying in a coma then a "get well soon!" sounds ridiculous. If he badly stubbed his toe then "get well soon!" still sounds ridiculous. Assuming the damage to his immortal, chiseled body is somewhere in the middle of that scale I'm going to go ahead and wish him a get well soon! (Seriously, hope you're doing ok).

[kyung]

syeknom is a top notch dude and i hope he feels better soon (smiling)

[inc.]

Come back to us soon, monkeys. ):

[bels]

I heard that Syeknom is out on a quest to obtain these Thom Trews for the ultimate rise

[prawnzee]

top lad

all the best

[Syeknom]

thank you, everyone is much too kind

[chilljin]

A little known fact is that on Sundays Syek likes to consume a hive of bees whole - on Wednesday he can cry a pot of honey, honey.

[Syeknom]

stairs are now my bitch