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[deadkitty]

IRC thread.

[BobbyZamora]

<deadkitty> aa is the only clothing site i can masturbate to without feeling like some sort of freak
<deadkitty> i respect that

[jrisk]

<ramdomthought> lmao algore's fit
<ramdomthought> getting slightly woodsier
<amikrumping> mice pour from his pockets and do his will

[sid3000]

[Bryan]

care-tags has a IRC???!?!?!?!

how do i into?

[RomanEmpire]

<hmphwhat> those are bullshit stacks
<hmphwhat> im talking serious stackage
<hmphwhat> like i can smuggle a handle in my jeans stackage

[BobbyZamora]

<trigg> i don't have respect for kka
<tproc> why?
<Vaeltaja> lol trigg why not
<trigg> i take a piss near the stairs for kka on my way to lift
<trigg> because it's shit
<tproc> why is it shit
<trigg> because i said so
<Vaeltaja> ok mom

[BobbyZamora]

<majjax> don't u love it when you buy another mans pants and u know they've beat off in them at least once
<majjax> #justconsignmentthings

[inc.]

<exprofesso> What is a ratchet ho

[jrisk]

<Suquida> Pretty tall for an Asian is like pretty fly for a white guy
<averagefruit> i'm PRETTY TALL

[fun_yunchables]

03:15 expresso: Maybe when people ask for an expresso
03:15 expresso: They want an express espresso

[jrisk]

<rjbman> incc: join us for music at http://plug.dj/caretags
<Suquida> They're ruthles
<Suquida> s
<yo_shi> just when it comes to blink182
<rjbman> just when it comes to new school blink182 when on a nostalgia trip

[RomanEmpire]

<exprof> what is a shabba rank

[RomanEmpire]

<huhwot> eating shit is great fun
<huhwot> hm
<huhwot> that came out wrong

[parastexis]

<hmphwhat> dare u to draw a picture of me n u on acapulco mountaintops taking shrooms

[BobbyZamora]

<majjj> i snorted 5 weeds
<majjj> so high rn
<newgale> shut up maj

[raags]

<lunchables> damn exprofesso are you trying to break into someone's high security vault or something
<lunchables> first you get their eye pictures
<lunchables> now voice recognition
<neevin> "hey everyone post ur fingerprints lol"

[g2x222]

<g2x222> fuck you guys
<g2x222> i'm so hungry
<Syeknom> america summed up in two sentences

[BobbyZamora]

<Pronssi> I'm not saying I sympathize with pedophiles, but have you considered that some children might enjoy it?

[fountainstairs]

<Pronssi> fucking in dreams is better than not fucking at all

[chilljin]

i keep hoping this is a thread where different c-t members get nominated to sing silly songs

like stars in your eyes

i should make that thread

[CleanThug]

Wish I could use irc but I primarily care-tag on an ipad and it always lags out

[raags]

<exprof> i want my wedding gift to be a vasectomy

[charybdis]

<dwindling> My answer to "what three things would you bring to a deserted island" is Schiaparelli
<schiaparelli> i think we’d be a great deserted island team together
<schiaparelli> i have no practical skills but i could make a beautiful “SEND HELP” sign

[rjbman]

<thechangwork> because unemployed from the fall
<Syeknom> i'm also off work from the fall

[raags]

<kewkiez> i want to meet sid so badly
<kewkiez> he look sso cool
<kewkiez> and he lives in a baseball

[deadkitty]

<majjj> "mum i'm straight, holy fuck john i thought we lived in a progressive socierty instead of this 16th centry men loving women bullshit, get out of my house. what am i supposed to tell the girls at the team meeting now??! i have a straight son? this won't get me to be chair of the knitting comittee if they know this. get out of my sight!"

[maj]

<ycontrol> cameron and i were talking one time
<ycontrol> about how like the only appropriate response to a tinder match is an anxiety attack

[can-]

wow funny I'm in the middle of a tinder anxiety session right this second.

conversation has become so banal and tedious that we now hate ourselves and each other. will probably block out of shame.

[rjbman]

<blankinput> a cop pulls anyone over wearing EG
<blankinput> you're not gonna search ALL my pockets, are you officer?