by bels » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:37 am
I was at brunch with this guy I was sort of seeing sort of thinking of breaking up with (but we were never really together so what's the ~protocol~). I was trying to saw through this really tough bit of sourdough crust when he said he thought he was falling in love with me and at the same time the fork slipped and my entire poached egg flipped out of the plate and landed straight on my lap totally ruining my best brunch trousers.
I was so stressed from the heavy emotional labour of the situation that I froze, said I loved him too, stood up so fast my chair fell over and walked into the bathroom and stayed there until one of the staff knocked on the door.