Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk

[rudy]

my vote is pint glass.
brunch place that I frequent adds a fried pickle and I must say it is a divine touch.
though frying pickles at home is an event.

[bels]

I can't drink a pint of anything so I vote highball

[RycePooding]

hangover help

[purkinje]

as an american teenager i buy most of my liquor from an indian in a dunkin donuts parking lot

[Prince of Scandinavia]

So I met this cute girl that I made out with at new years. I didn't know her well but her friend told me a lot about her tonight. Apparently she's very fragile and she's very beautiful too. I'm not very suprised in some way but I felt sad for her, and in some way that lead to making out again. Not sure if that was becasue she wanted to or because some other situation.

[chilljin]

how can people live without lava lamps

[mofaux]

ok well first of all it's bullshit that no one nek nom'd me
2nd of all did you ever notice how when a harem of sweetish girls go to your house the y judge you based on the inferiority of the second
language you speak?

i get it you're hot and you speak sweetish give me a break i'm just tryina hang 10

[odradek]

i woke up in my clothes saturday morning, pretty novel. today i woke up in my clothes, but i hadn't taken my shoes off. or any part of my suit except for my tie.

[purkinje]

[teck]

At a bar in Brooklyn playing heavy metal.

Waiting for girlfriend.

Going to Mayer Hawthorne show at the Warsaw.

Cool people in Brooklyn are dicks.

Girlfriend is a funny word

[teck]

[imgur]http://i.imgur.com/11oByLqt.jpg[/imgur]

[SisterRayVU]

i can't sleep when im drunk but i guess no one really can

woke up early, didn't feel hungover, looked around my room, made sure nothing was broken, no stove on, no oven on, checked bathroom, no vomit, felt like victory, checked phone, no bad texts, checked facebook and gmail, it was a good day.

[prawnzee]

[yourdad]

goddammit this night was your idea

[verilyvert]

This whole night was idea, and she never showed. so here we sit. watching cheech die. crucified.

[mark]

cheech is poeming me from the grave.

you're dead to me. you're terrible

edit: posted this from my account. you're still dead to me for bailing on almost famous and relegating me to tinychat the night away.

[yourdad]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[hunnish]

Got blackout at the awesome/shithole frat house lives in

[rudy]

Got pretty drunk last night before spring break. Ended up endorsing all of my friends on linkedin for "English", "Data Analysis" and "Social Media". Thankfully it was just my friends and not my "connections".

[prawnzee]

penis
69
69

[purkinje]

Legit 30yr old stripper at this ghetto ass party wtf

[lostie]

i think being drunk is a mindset more than anything.

edit: I may be drunk

[purkinje]

sry about that snspchat shit was wack

[can-]

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Fear

[sidewalk]

polio

[prawnzee]

hangover cleaning or high cleaning always happens

[mofaux]

i invented a game it's called beer bowl

you set up 10 beer cans like bowling pins

you throw a beer at the beers and when you hit the beers you drink beer and when you miss the beer you drink beer

beer bowl

[starfox64]

made an agreement to stop drinking before public transit closed. obviously i missed that.

then i sent my friend some youtube links

"also not weird, pretty sure getting drunk and watching rap videos has been a <<starfox64>> staple for like 10 years"

[bhajz]

why can't u delete posts

[bhajz]

CP's are absolutely destroyed. will post pics tomorrow.