The Whine Club

[bhajz]

wet sockks

[okayfruit]

When you really gotta pee but you're sitting in the middle of a row and lecture doesn't end for another hour.

[inherently]

when you miss a spot shaving and find it in class

when one of your contacts is dry and your vision gets fuzzy but only in one eye

[can-]

shirts and jackets w no hanger loops.. c'mon son

[purkinje]

People walking on the wrong side of the road with their dogs.

like I'm walking a 200 pound bear who I'm responsible for and you're just gonna keep walking illegally until our dogs try to kill each other ok. How would you like it if I drove in the left lane instead??

[bueno]

^ didn't even know walking on the wrong side of the road with your dog was a thing.

[jrisk]

if there's no sidewalk, you're supposed to walk against traffic, right?

[ramseames]

Yes

10char.

[balloons]

getting all comfy in bed and then realizing I haven't brushed my teeth yet

[rudy]

"weed culture"

[eufemism]

1. 8 am classes

When you're picking out classes for freshmen year, you're all like wow, an 8 am class means I don't have to get up so early like I had to in highschool and I get done with my classes super early! DON'T FALL FOR IT.

2. When your fingers press two keys while texting. Especially common for people like me who have big fingers and small phones.

3. When you're finally caught up on a tv show and have to wait for a new episode every week like everyone else

[Blastoise]

I struggle to even get to 9 am classes sometimes.

Ate too much today and I feel super gross.

[rjbman]

[zayg]

waking up for a 9 am class that lasts only 7 minutes

[maj]

Phone says it's going to rain

Looks like it'll rain

Put on coat and walk out

Suddenly 18 degrees mad sun and carrying my coat looking like a tosser

[nick]

Missed deliveries
Delayed deliveries

gets me way more mad than they really should.

[sparkyoriental]

running into ex girlfriends

exhibit a:
drunk, exiting favorite trashy drinking establishment
(bar has 2nd floor terrace)
night is beautiful, look up expecting to see the stars
instead of orion, see ex gf on terrace
panic, drunk, start running away in the opposite direction

exhibit b:
at cafe, studying
see ex, ex's mom, and ex's new girlfriend walk in
ex and I make eye contact and mutually decide not to say hi
ex's mom sees me, comes over to my table and gives me a hug and starts long conversation about my wellbeing
ex's mom introduces ex's new gf to me

[rjbman]

When they are going to tear down the only public parking lot right next to your apartment for a hotel, and start construction at 7am.

[exprof]

When there's never any fresh basil left at the store b/c everyone makes their own pesto

[fuxwitit]

when there's only one person allowed out of the classroom and you keep trying to get up to go to the bathroom but someone else always gets to the sign out sheet first

>:(

[yourdad]

all these bots

[bels]

Beautiful people thread

[zayg]

failing to cook white asparagus properly

[fuxwitit]

we're seniors in high school and the teachers treat us like 3rd graders

[arcticsound]

So many great things on Rakuten right now, but I started my new job in the middle of a pay-cycle and don't get my first check for another three weeks

[jrisk]

target didn't have any normal sweatpants, just the ugly activewear kind. and walmart didn't even have hanes, only fruit of the loom which makes me sad.

[eufemism]

you ever have those days where everything goes wrong and you hate everything? Yeah, I hate those.

[jrisk]

eating your eggs and bam, there's a crunchy eggshell

[bels]

Retracting that because complaining here probably isn't the most positive way to get people to interact and contribute.

Sorry guys I'm having a bad day.

[Syeknom]

Chin up bela