Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk

[lostie]

[prawnzee]

drunkget a penis

[prawnzee]

:D

chanter

[sparkyoriental]

I really need to stop drunk texting people. This never used to be a problem but somehow in the past two months I have become a highly prolific drunk texter. And I never text the right people either. Or I could just drink less.

[seth83292]

This is the worst DJ I've ever had the misfortune of listening to. completely killed the jizz

fuck this guy

[rjbman]

Had an absolutely fantastic party at a friend's apartment to celebrate a few peoples' 21sts. Know them from freshman year more than now but was still a fantastic party. One of my friends doesn't normally drink; he was definitely drunk tonight.

Have the hiccups like crazy and they don't stop coming, every 5 seconds it seems.

[iamacyborg]

I sometimes get the hiccups when I've had a lot to drink. Usually a good signal for me to stop boozing and to go drink some water.

[prawnzee]

I've been drunk 5 times in 9 days, blerrrrrr

this morning was murder

[vgtbls]

Lost at team trivia. RIP Blood Farts, you were #3 in points but #1 in my heart

[jrisk]

[inherently]

going to parties is best done in groups of two

otherwise you just have your own awkward friend circle

tried jack daniels and southern comfort, not that big of a fan so far

[kyung]

ignition remix is the greatest song of all time. saltine crackers are good with wendy's chili

[bhajz]

Getting drunk with your best friends is the best time ever I love these guys. Also shitty Ihope when drunk is awesome

[odradek]

i dance battled some tiny black girl (who destroyed me) and then got kicked out of a bar for lifting some girl over my head. eh.

[odradek]

drunk tales, pt 2: went barhopping for a bachelor party, tore through some soju at a korean restaurant and then got bottle service in the vip lounge of a strip club where none of us had brought singles. fell asleep on a park bench.

[seth83292]

Day drinking can be exhausting. So much funn

happy marathon Monday

[nick]

Heart to hearts w/ strangers @ the bar :+)

[vgtbls]

Why don't I ever win bar trivia? :C

bout to eat drunk chicken tho

[arcticsound]

I like getting drunk for free :3

[SweetJavaBrown]

no one should be angry ever. be happy. life and people are awesome.

[can-]

being angry can be fucking awesome

[RycePooding]

made a blanket fort

[jrisk]

2am pizza

[eufemism]

cardboard box forts rule supreme

[purkinje]

got drunk in a house w/ no power or heat with a 30 yr old lesbian stripper and a dude named chad last night. used like 30 candles for lighting and put 3 extension cords together to hook up a speaker to the neighbor's outlet.

it was a weird night overall

[seth83292]

I think I just peed my body weight after waiting for a bus to take me home.

also I won an ebay auction fora apair of sk8his in white

so thats nice

[lee3jm]

Got drunk for the first time in a while. I've been trying to keep the body clean but it was the last weekend for a lot of my graduating friends so I felt it prudent to partake in the festivities. Had some great fun, saw a lot of friends I haven't seen in a while and got a nice break from a busy couple months. Always easy to downplay the fun of drinking until you drink. Smoked a cig though :(, oh well.

[RycePooding]

Happy cinco babes. Margs on the patio all damn day.

[chilljin]

100th post ya. this happened last night :(

[yourdad]

milk tea + baileys is damn delicious