Received my care-share from today. Very pleased about it. Not to get too sappy, but it honestly really warmed my heart to know that someone had gone to the trouble of putting it together just for me, and I really honestly appreciate it very very much. Things get tough for me emotionally at this house and having such a package waiting for me when i finally forced myself to drive home is a great concept.
First item is a hand-made whip (!!!) woven from Type III paracord. It looks gnarly as fuck, as you can see, and is also quite long. It's super cool and hand-made things are the coolest. It apparently cracks, but i have only swished it around a bit because it's night and I don't want to spook anyone. I'll get some cracks in tomorrow.
Secondly I find tea candy! How fortuitous! I have been coughing my throat out all weekend and could use some sweet relief. I have already had three, and I gave one to my little brother and he said it was good. He was for some reason very baffled at the concept of internet friends sending each other gifts. Hope the tea candy serves as a concrete and tasty lesson for him that friendship can cross state lines through the united states post office and a love of fashion.
The third item I find are a pair of brown alpaca wool socks. As my reeking feet can testify, I am always in need of more socks. And we do indeed have very cold winters down here in Nebraska. Hope these socks fend of the chilly breeze and the remarks about global warming not being real that inevitably float in on the cold wind. I hope the alpaca(s) that sourced the hairs to make these socks are doing well. In his not, Vaeltaja bemoans the excessive brown-ness of the socks. Kind of funny given my last name. I don't mind.
The fourth and final item is a 16gb thumb drive filled to the brim with hentai! 16 films in total! My many thanks for this particular gift as I am sure it will provide me with more hours of enjoyment than the other gifts combined. I can also say that this is the largest thumb drive I have ever owned and thus represents a significant milestone for me. Doubles the capacity of my previous largest, which was damaged in the wash a long time ago (rip harry potter quidditch world cup save files). Quadruples the size of my current standby! The extra space will certainly come in handy.
This bit of the note smelled very nice.
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All in all, a magnificent care package. Thank you so much Vaeltaja! And I promise to post more in the future if I can.