by fun_yunchables » Mon May 07, 2018 5:28 pm
go to a bookstore and read their books and leave feeling guilty because you didn't support their business in any way
walk thru a neighborhood without stepping on any of the cracks in the sidewalk
get kicked out by security for eyeing up a spot...
walk into guitar center and test out playing instruments but everyone including the employees know u arent gonna buy anything
asian squat with all the grampas n grannies in chinatown and talk shit about whatever/whomever they're currently talking shit on (also u can appreciate chinatown street style for free)
go to a record store and go thru all the records knowing ur prolly not gonna buy anything
take pictures of every single traffic cone/pylon u see ("i'm a designer" starter pack)
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dang i'm just roasting myself tbh
coolest lame guy u'll ever meet