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Re: Drunk Thread for Drunk Posting and Nobody Else is Allowe

Postby Stingray Sam » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:20 am

i love to fechner
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Re: Drunk Thread for Drunk Posting and Nobody Else is Allowe

Postby Stingray Sam » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:37 am

shit franklin vomited

instant turnofff

we cleaned it up

sorry guys i made him too drunk

not the best wingman #2014
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Re: Drunk Thread for Drunk Posting and Nobody Else is Allowe

Postby FeministFatal » Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:56 pm

Stingray gave himself a rug burn on his face from being so faded he was rubbing his face on the carpet and repeating "It feels so good guys!!"
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby can- » Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:30 pm

I need some good mobile reading
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby FeministFatal » Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:05 pm

Also here is the poem I poemed Stingray with, this is true drunk seduction: take notes. Heres some mobile reading ;)

its fucking spinning fucking spinning
cuz I'm fucking winning I'm fucking winning
I'm the shit
yeah I'm the fucking it
girl
I'm yourfucking world
I'm your fucking world girl
we're toquing and we're smoking
cu this shit is fuckingdope
put it on lock cuz your thefucking lochness
hold the phone cuz we're gonna fucking talk this

stair stair stairs im unawares
im im hurt
cuz i don't know how to undo my skirt
burt burt burt burton bacharach
slow slow down i need to write this down
fuck what did i say what dd i say i had something great hey hey
i call that
fuck fuck i forgot my rhymes they were fucking sick they were devine
i forgot my lines
the sea os fucking briny
cuz i like it when you spank my hiney
cuz I'm a star I'm fucking shiny
you aint fucking tiny
when i want you I'm pining
wheres the silver lining'
i got the best fucking timing
i wish i was cumingcuz then you'f be summing
the added affects of fucking
no nip and tucking
cuz when I'm sucking
I'm more like masterbating
to the waiting
of your orgasm
because it bridges the chasm
between the savage
in me and the cleavage
you breed
lets have a kid
as hot and the both of us
lets fuck it up like we don't make a fuss
cuz in god we don't trust
in trust funds we trust
joust a second letb me s ave this then we can fucking rave this shit
lets fuck in a fucking cave
your a fucking cunt
because you front
smoke a fucking blunt
you aint a fucking runt
of the litter
lests hire a fucking baby sitter
or spawn a fucking litter
stairs stairs stairs stairs (ahhhh!?)
take me back to your lair
cuz if you're a stud I'm your mare
i got fucking great hair
you're so hairy you're a bear
don't fuck me fast or ill tear
but i don't freaking care
you're rare
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby can- » Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:06 pm

kids these days
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:36 am

I bought a bottle of sparkling wine tonight. I don't even regret it
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby mark » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:46 am

"I just puked a little bit"
- ramseames immediately after returning from the restroom
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby verilyvert » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:48 am

Oh nos! Sparkling wine in the urinal. Bubbly bubbly bubbly.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby kewks » Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:05 am

noooooooo i missed out ;-;
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:14 am

We're in caprice right now. Mark is slayin the dimes. You're totally missin out
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby starfox64 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:11 pm

im drunk and its 2006

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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Stingray Sam » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:33 am

Text conversations with a high FeministFatal

"Wow

Wowow

[Stingraysam] this crazy

there's like a 1/3 time delay

As soon as i start concentrating on thinking becalmed a dream until i stop

This means that what i see jumps ahead in intervals of thought, missing the time in between entirely. I'm at the bottom of the stairs in my mind althe way to walking down the hall way until my vision corrects"



I falsified vision, related to my dream state, uses past memories of how the states of my life and cycle them closet and closer until i'm back to the present., as if swimming through a cloud, a heavy cloud. It takes effort. Yet my body moves without my word, how does it know it know to scratch that itch with effectuvibess. Even now a swatch of my skin buzzes at a fevorpitch, causing my hand to pulse, thump with orders pushing at restraint. And as i tell myself not to do it the patch on my neck buzzes high, my hand high, and my knee medium in a sort of harmony. Which clears with a dim realization that the buzzing is really just a general roaring in your ears, your swatches go back to pinpricks, and i return repeat this several times.


"do you ever have a hard desire to got bed at 8 o clock with your clothes on and things on your bed still? This is best done in situations where you are at someone else's place. Because you always feel that you still have your clothes on and things on your bed metaphorically <~~ very deep"

"someone ran into a wall and I thought it was someone in a gas mask agianst my door telling me to stop taking a nap"
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby odradek » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:44 am

Image
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby verilyvert » Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:49 am

Company party tonight that was open bar. Sooo goood seeing everyone. But what I really want to talk about is that I made these naked calendars of me and all our coworkers, but no one paid for any and now I have all these left over calendars :( Does care-tags want any? You get to see my and mark's sexy bums. approx 15 left. We even got a helicopter in there!
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bels » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:37 am

Please make a thread in the b&s forum about them.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby midvh » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:58 pm

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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby can- » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:33 am

i don't think there is much better in life than getting boozy with friends and stumbling thru a fancy meal together
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby verilyvert » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:39 am

@midvh

No swinging our dicks like helicopters, or visible frontal nudity of any kind. Here is the helicopter in question:
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Plenty more where that came from. Will sell/trade calendar for $15 or equivalent plus shipping.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby parastexis » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:49 am

just played cards against humanity for 3 hours and shits not even fun, had to pretend laugh after every turn
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bhajz » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:52 am

I just had a ramen fight, why the fuck did i just have a fight with ramen.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby rjbman » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:27 am

how do you not find it hilarious?
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby SteevMike » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:54 am

my first date in like almost a year cancelled on me again but at leas t thw bar was playing the ramons and some old sabbath so that was ool
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby seth83292 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:53 am

idk why this thread is now called what it's called but whatever

my roommate just turned 21 and school tomorrow got cancelled for snow so we just went out and had so much fun on a tuesday and I'm very happy (smiling)

it also meant I didn't have to finish proofreading my lab report which was due today so yayyyyyy
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby YoungCanoeist » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:29 pm

as of now, getting wine drunk w the roommate
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby YoungCanoeist » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:30 pm

homework = tomorrow. i'm having a good time!
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bhajz » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:40 am

I think i got my friends into fashion tonight (thank you Damir Doma AW '10). Now I just need to get them to join care tags and they'll be hooked
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby hunnish » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:32 am

Went to my roommate's frat last night and got irresponsible (it was all over once we found out today's classes were cancelled). Apparently one of the brothers at the house got very mad at me because I allegedly flicked him off?? Who even flicks people off nowadays.

On the walk back home (no busses are running due to the snow) we found some strangers sledding and joined in and I twisted my wrist a bit when I went off the jump but it was the greatest thing.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby can- » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:00 pm

who has a good Bloody Mary recipe? I find they always tend to be too spicy, too much horseradish or even worse balsamic, and also I don't like to chew my bloodys. I'm looking for something brothy, either clamato or preferably beef bouillon


I am also interested in the conversation about whether bloodys should fill a pint glass or be made strong and poured over a couple of rocks in a short tumbler
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby RycePooding » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:52 pm

Pint glass+lots of garnish are musts for me.

Lots of vodka, to make it less thick too.

Horseradish is a must.
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