Some teen online said I'm lame for posting while drunk

[Stingray Sam]

i love to fechner

[Stingray Sam]

shit franklin vomited

instant turnofff

we cleaned it up

sorry guys i made him too drunk

not the best wingman #2014

[FeministFatal]

Stingray gave himself a rug burn on his face from being so faded he was rubbing his face on the carpet and repeating "It feels so good guys!!"

[can-]

I need some good mobile reading

[FeministFatal]

Also here is the poem I poemed Stingray with, this is true drunk seduction: take notes. Heres some mobile reading ;)

its fucking spinning fucking spinning
cuz I'm fucking winning I'm fucking winning
I'm the shit
yeah I'm the fucking it
girl
I'm yourfucking world
I'm your fucking world girl
we're toquing and we're smoking
cu this shit is fuckingdope
put it on lock cuz your thefucking lochness
hold the phone cuz we're gonna fucking talk this

stair stair stairs im unawares
im im hurt
cuz i don't know how to undo my skirt
burt burt burt burton bacharach
slow slow down i need to write this down
fuck what did i say what dd i say i had something great hey hey
i call that
fuck fuck i forgot my rhymes they were fucking sick they were devine
i forgot my lines
the sea os fucking briny
cuz i like it when you spank my hiney
cuz I'm a star I'm fucking shiny
you aint fucking tiny
when i want you I'm pining
wheres the silver lining'
i got the best fucking timing
i wish i was cumingcuz then you'f be summing
the added affects of fucking
no nip and tucking
cuz when I'm sucking
I'm more like masterbating
to the waiting
of your orgasm
because it bridges the chasm
between the savage
in me and the cleavage
you breed
lets have a kid
as hot and the both of us
lets fuck it up like we don't make a fuss
cuz in god we don't trust
in trust funds we trust
joust a second letb me s ave this then we can fucking rave this shit
lets fuck in a fucking cave
your a fucking cunt
because you front
smoke a fucking blunt
you aint a fucking runt
of the litter
lests hire a fucking baby sitter
or spawn a fucking litter
stairs stairs stairs stairs (ahhhh!?)
take me back to your lair
cuz if you're a stud I'm your mare
i got fucking great hair
you're so hairy you're a bear
don't fuck me fast or ill tear
but i don't freaking care
you're rare

[can-]

kids these days

[ramseames]

I bought a bottle of sparkling wine tonight. I don't even regret it

[mark]

"I just puked a little bit"
- ramseames immediately after returning from the restroom

[verilyvert]

Oh nos! Sparkling wine in the urinal. Bubbly bubbly bubbly.

[kewks]

noooooooo i missed out ;-;

[ramseames]

We're in caprice right now. Mark is slayin the dimes. You're totally missin out

[starfox64]

im drunk and its 2006

[Stingray Sam]

Text conversations with a high FeministFatal

"Wow

Wowow

[Stingraysam] this crazy

there's like a 1/3 time delay

As soon as i start concentrating on thinking becalmed a dream until i stop

This means that what i see jumps ahead in intervals of thought, missing the time in between entirely. I'm at the bottom of the stairs in my mind althe way to walking down the hall way until my vision corrects"



I falsified vision, related to my dream state, uses past memories of how the states of my life and cycle them closet and closer until i'm back to the present., as if swimming through a cloud, a heavy cloud. It takes effort. Yet my body moves without my word, how does it know it know to scratch that itch with effectuvibess. Even now a swatch of my skin buzzes at a fevorpitch, causing my hand to pulse, thump with orders pushing at restraint. And as i tell myself not to do it the patch on my neck buzzes high, my hand high, and my knee medium in a sort of harmony. Which clears with a dim realization that the buzzing is really just a general roaring in your ears, your swatches go back to pinpricks, and i return repeat this several times.


"do you ever have a hard desire to got bed at 8 o clock with your clothes on and things on your bed still? This is best done in situations where you are at someone else's place. Because you always feel that you still have your clothes on and things on your bed metaphorically <~~ very deep"

"someone ran into a wall and I thought it was someone in a gas mask agianst my door telling me to stop taking a nap"

[odradek]

[verilyvert]

Company party tonight that was open bar. Sooo goood seeing everyone. But what I really want to talk about is that I made these naked calendars of me and all our coworkers, but no one paid for any and now I have all these left over calendars :( Does care-tags want any? You get to see my and mark's sexy bums. approx 15 left. We even got a helicopter in there!

[bels]

Please make a thread in the b&s forum about them.

[midvh]

[edited]

[can-]

i don't think there is much better in life than getting boozy with friends and stumbling thru a fancy meal together

[verilyvert]

@midvh

No swinging our dicks like helicopters, or visible frontal nudity of any kind. Here is the helicopter in question:

Plenty more where that came from. Will sell/trade calendar for $15 or equivalent plus shipping.

[parastexis]

just played cards against humanity for 3 hours and shits not even fun, had to pretend laugh after every turn

[bhajz]

I just had a ramen fight, why the fuck did i just have a fight with ramen.

[rjbman]

how do you not find it hilarious?

[SteevMike]

my first date in like almost a year cancelled on me again but at leas t thw bar was playing the ramons and some old sabbath so that was ool

[seth83292]

idk why this thread is now called what it's called but whatever

my roommate just turned 21 and school tomorrow got cancelled for snow so we just went out and had so much fun on a tuesday and I'm very happy (smiling)

it also meant I didn't have to finish proofreading my lab report which was due today so yayyyyyy

[YoungCanoeist]

as of now, getting wine drunk w the roommate

[YoungCanoeist]

homework = tomorrow. i'm having a good time!

[bhajz]

I think i got my friends into fashion tonight (thank you Damir Doma AW '10). Now I just need to get them to join care tags and they'll be hooked

[hunnish]

Went to my roommate's frat last night and got irresponsible (it was all over once we found out today's classes were cancelled). Apparently one of the brothers at the house got very mad at me because I allegedly flicked him off?? Who even flicks people off nowadays.

On the walk back home (no busses are running due to the snow) we found some strangers sledding and joined in and I twisted my wrist a bit when I went off the jump but it was the greatest thing.

[can-]

who has a good Bloody Mary recipe? I find they always tend to be too spicy, too much horseradish or even worse balsamic, and also I don't like to chew my bloodys. I'm looking for something brothy, either clamato or preferably beef bouillon


I am also interested in the conversation about whether bloodys should fill a pint glass or be made strong and poured over a couple of rocks in a short tumbler

[RycePooding]

Pint glass+lots of garnish are musts for me.

Lots of vodka, to make it less thick too.

Horseradish is a must.