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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:45 am

yesterday and today i've fainted almost every time standing. just fainted this morning while being washed and had to be hauled to bed in just a towel while doctors were doing rounds in the room. really scary and frustrating as i was hoping to get out of here quite soon.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:05 am

Yesterday I came home and was the happiest i've been in a long time. Until i found out that i was coming home to an emotional warzone the likes of which i've never seen before.

Pro-tip: don't fall off of things unless you have someone who can take care of you and doesn't deeply hate you
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:36 am

- have a nurse on hire, waiting for her to come over. Just need help with all the little things during a day that I can't manage on my own. A full-time carer just to occasionally pick up something that's too low or make me lunch is a bit over-the-top.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby germinal » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:04 am

welcome home monkeys

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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:25 pm

Just when you thought the fun was over i get taken into ER with a bleeding stomach ulcer, wizard. What a lark this is.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby bels » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:16 am

Fucking hell monkeys.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby charybdis » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:31 pm

this thread took a really dark turn that I wasn't expecting

:( Feel better soon monkeys
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:47 pm

Finally back home again! What a bloody relief (no pun intended)

Parents visited which was very nice and now i have haribo, wine gums, crumpets and two New Scientists
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby ramdomthought » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:49 pm

mr monkeys

can we ship you gift baskets filled with shitty american chocolate and poorly sewn bears yet
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby odradek » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:10 pm

LIKE AAAAH CAN I GET YOUR ADDRESS TO LIKE AAAAH SEND SOME DONUTS
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Thu May 01, 2014 2:04 am

Will I get American-fat??

Of course you can! Send me a pm if you want an address.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby RycePooding » Thu May 01, 2014 10:31 am

HEY SYEK! SORRY I SPILLED MY AMERICAN-TRAP-WAFFLE. I'LL TRY TO WALK QUIETER NEXT TIME.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby maj » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:45 am

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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby inherently » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:20 pm

lostie: i had a dream last week
lostie: that i met syeknom at coachella
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby raags » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:16 pm

wow this thread is amazing i only just realised that a) syeknom is a moderator of mfa and b) his name is monkeys backwards
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:03 am

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Re: syeknom storytime

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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby odradek » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:46 am

<Syeknom> can't stop looking at majjj's underage package
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby bels » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:41 am

Where is the gloomy sod lately anyway.

Hope he's been staying away from low walls and Belgian women.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:57 pm

The gloomy sod is dead, replaced by a magnificently cheery ray of sunshine
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby bels » Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:19 am

What has precipitated this radical transformation.
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Re: syeknom storytime

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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:45 pm

No joke they've erected a pole where I fell

I've been commemorated by the city
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby bels » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:41 pm

What happened to the Antwerpeon crush?
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby Syeknom » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:43 pm

Acting as my illicit Dries dealer currently.
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Re: syeknom storytime

Postby charybdis » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:44 pm

<syeknom> ugh so much money just for something to hold trousers up though
<syeknom> and then it's all "waist measurement" "hole spacing" "belt height" "mother's maiden name" "age you lost your virginity"

If you're syek's care-share secret jesus, HE NEEDS A BELT.
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