Here is ramdomthought!

[nevergreen]

i still want cool glasses but so expensive :( kind of getting sick of my contacts

[bels]

Do what you have to to afford them IMO. Cool glasses have made me feel so much better even if they basically put me in debt.

[Syeknom]

Good glasses are so much more worthwhile than clothing

[parastexis]

i visited a friend i hadn't seen in three months yesterday. first thing he said to me (and i wasn't really paying attention) was either "you got fat" or "i got a cat." i'm pretty sure i didn't get fat, and he did get a cat, but it still ruined my day.

[hot coffee]

Presidency is a glorified HR position

[yourdad]

In Portland right now and there are juice box sized wines for sale at target. Brb applying for citizenship

[exprof]

Used a pay phone for the first time in 5+ years (a call costs 50 cents now!!!)

[silvaeri]

i wish i had friends that still lived close enough to me so that we could get beers at a moments notice. plz can this year be over so i can move to a new neighborhood.

[dzogchen]

omg there's a tiny bug between the layers of my lcd screen it's freaking me out

[JonjoShelvey]

i dropped my phone(note 3) in a bucket of mop water today lol. i put it in rice but not sure if that will help. pray for me XOXO

[freddy]

To those who are nailing job interviews, that's great. But more importantly, I'm interested in whatever friends&family perks you guys can allow us to divulge in. ;)

[starfox64]

[ramseames]

[Stingray Sam]

can mods read pms?

[freddy]

old freddy would have thought that the mods could have read PMs...

[Muzzle]

People who can't lift the seat up first don't belong in public restrooms

*I'm talking about men who choose to leave the seat down

[freddy]

http://www.alternet.org/doctor-pubic-ha ... must-end-0

[rublev]

should i stop listening to nothing compares 2u by sinéad o'connor

[Muzzle]

I'm not doing the words thing right, I am talking about when the toilet seat is a defcon 1 water park of piss because some guy didn't feel like lifting before using the sitting toilet as a wide-angle urinal.

sorry X_X

[Muzzle]

speaking from the perspective of a guy who enjoys sitting to pee

[alby]

i was watching news bloopers and funny cat videos in a public place and was crying from laughter and people kept staring at me but it was funny i didn't care

[odradek]

mispacked by one day. sorry, people-who-have-to-sit-next-to-me-on-the-plane.

[Stingray Sam]

how can i get facebook to stop texting me, i set my options to have my phone not be able to receive texts but i still do >:[

[starfox64]

i don't know if my new neighbors are assholes or idiots, but no one should be bumping 'genie in a bottle' at 3 am on a monday

[zayg]

after nailing last week's job interview, completely bombed that online webcam interview

what an awful format for an interview. win some ya lose some i guess

[UnwashedMolasses]

Got offered a position on my campus's LGBTQ radio show!

[Stingray Sam]

gonna be on the news

[eufemism]

my laptop's fan is being loud as hell. and it's a huge pain in the ass to open it up and clean it.

[Vaeltaja]

[Stingray Sam]

the guy who stole my bike was caught and was apparently responsible for like 40 thefts or something so I guess that warrants a news story. He kept trying to get me to say stuff like I hated the guy or that losing my bike that i rarely ride was incredibly emotionally damaging, but he was really annoying so I kept shooting him down. Maybe I'll post a recording