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[bels]

Have a date scheduled tonight, not a POF one but a German neuroscientist I met at the pub (via friends not a cold approach)

Said I'd do a picnic and I'm sort of... hugely enjoying getting picnic stuff. It's weird how food preparation changes from being a huge nightmarish chore to something fun depending on mood/situation.

I was going to wear an all black w/blazer outfit but that's not really picnic appropriate so I'm thinking this:



I used Amazon Prime to next day myself a picnic blanket.

[starfox64]

lookin swole.

[Syeknom]

[can-]

Bela can we get a sitrep on the picnic?

[bels]

Picanic went OK though I never even used the picnic blanket in the end. Seen her a couple times since. She's cool though I'm pretty obviously a rebound thing. I'm alright with that.

[Syeknom]

bela we need some updates

who's the fish drawing women?

what is "whatever"?

[bels]

Ahh, I don't want to write too much stuff on here because she's seen me on this site and I'm a paranoid person, BUT I can confirm that the fish drawer is the German neuroscientist and whatevering is a word defined in negative. It is not seeing, dating, fuck buddying, or going out with.

[Bobbin.Threadbare]

I just skimmed this entire sub. Harrowing.

Have you tried OK Cupid? I met one of my ex's on there.

I'll take you out one night, I'm an accomplished wingman (because I have no shame).

[Syeknom]

We will respect the privacy of you and your germanic whatever bela!

[charybdis]

Why do we not talk about bela anymore.

[JewTurk]

[bels]

Suit fitpics sorry for the lack of robo pose but can someone tell me whether I need to get the sleeves re hung or not.

Don't even talk to me about that bow tie's rakish angle, completely out of my control.

[odradek]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/th ... 27442.html

[can-]

[can-]

[bels]

[can-]

notes from the underbela

[bels]

Went to a poetry thing. Some people are really good at performing. What's with that? Even in my best performances I'm one step away from total breakdown. Some people seem born to stand in front of people and talk shit.

My other issue is that I find it really hard to write poems that ppl connect to? Like some people seem to write stuff that's really accessible about like childhood or relationships or w/e but I wanna write poems about cowboy betrayal and ghosts in space. I feel like I should be able to make a poem about a space ghost (coast 2 coast) relatable to people but it's a struggle compared to like writing a poem about your job being boring? IDK just venting because I wasn't happy with my performance. The solution to all my problems is probably just HARD WORK.

[can-]

mr rogers likes u just as u r bela

[bels]

Mr Rogers would recognisethat I'm is a striver who wants to go hard at every open mic

[can-]

[bels]

I right swiped this girl I met two years ago once then at about seven I got matched with her then went out with some friends and they unknowingly invited her and now she's at the pub please advise

[RycePooding]

say hello!

[can-]

say bu bye

[bels]

Thank god I was wearing a blazer over a t shirt that's all I'll say.

[bels]

I hate tinder now. I want another go at everyone I left swiped.

I left swiped a lot of girls who liked horses and I see now that I shouldn't have been that picky.

[bels]

Maybe I'm a jerk but I feel like if you come over to my house and suggest we build a fort and put down cushions and go inside the fort and invite me inside and then not really want to make out with me I feel like you are sending mixed messages

[Bobbin.Threadbare]

I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong signals.

[LelandJ]

Can we get a picture of the fort?

[bels]

My boss (french) brought in croissants.

Me: Oh nice, what's the occasion, is it your birthday?

Boss: Yeah

Me: Well congratulations!

Boss: It was nothing to do with me, I've just been suffering every year since.