The Whine Club

[deadkitty]

when someone suggests that you go to a show with them so you're like "ok, sounds dope" and then you text the day before asking if they're still down, what the plan is, etc. and they just flat out ignore you (yeah I saw u open my snaps). JUST SAY NO!!

[maj]

Honestly if you spent less time on your phone moaning FOR AN HOUR about not doing your dissertation IN THE LIBRARY and actually done it, you may have it done by the time you have to go back to work on Tuesday and the fact your tutor is on holdiday. Take your phone calls outside, please.

Eughdnfjdjdj

[ramseames]

Faucets positioned near the edge of the sink

If I can't wash my hands without touching the sides of the basin you've fucked up

[yourdad]

empty paper towel dispensers

[CheerUpBrokeBoy]

my college class fb page is embarrassingly shitty

kids asking what our high school GPAs and SAT scores were on a college page? fuck outta here

[brlmski]

finding a new place to live

[ervhio]

When you pin then hem your pants and they're somehow still a bit too long

[ptozzi]

when you have to cook with cooking wine because you cant purchase real wine

[Ques]

When you realize that you got ditched

[DeafIdiotGod]

When your friend is ill on the day you guys planned to go see a gig that you already bought tickets for but then gets better the next day.

It was only £5 tickets but c'mon

[cormac]

when you get coffee on a brand new T shirt >:(

[zayg]

geese are back

[IsaiahSchafer]

I was on vacation in LA for 6 days and all my pants are fitting super duper tight. Farewell to eating out, for a while.

[ptozzi]

when my laptop opens every link i click in a new tab and wont let me capitalize anything

the shift key must be to blame

I think I just fixed it.

[mittens]

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[freddy]

When you're taking a dump in a public bathroom and lights turn off because the motion sensors detect no human movement.

[Ques]

the process of lending your car to someone while you're abroad is proving to be horrible and a friendship-ruiner

[brlmski]

park it at home

[===]

when you throw up in front of all your friends at your birthday party

i didn't even have anything to drink :(

[Cowboy]

"Gay people aren't even the faggots anymore people who are faggots are faggots honestly who cares if I say it"

UGHHH

[ice]

when you leave clothes on the train

[Cowboy]

Not being old enough for a Paypal

How can I internet fashion now?

Very annoying.

because of the "waste of money" my hobby is they said they will not stop me, but will completely disassociate themselves.

:-(

[smass]

when you run to catch the train, miss it by a minute....and the next one doesn't come for another hour

[freddy]

When you finish taking a shower feeling all fabulous and shit, then you suddenly realize that you forgot to bring a towel

[nevergreen]

when usps says ur shit was delivered yesterday to ur mailbox but it's still not in my mailbox after getting mail the next day.....

[vos]

When you're ordering something international, but leaving for school soon, so you don't know if you should have it shipped to school or home :/

[rjbman]

mafackin smurfs

[3hunna]

ordered something from y!. two days after it arrived it somehow got bleach stains :I

[zayg]

first interview like a month and a half ago, went well, sent thank you emails, didn't hear back for another two weeks even though i was told i'd hear back by the end of the week

second interview a few weeks later, went pretty well, thought well enough to get some sort of offer soon after, was told i'd hear in a few days

don't hear back for over two weeks, get an email telling me i'll have to wait a few more weeks while they work on making decisions

even if i get this job, it isn't going to leave me enough time to find an apartment. fucking annoying as shit. pretty bummed that i honestly think they're just gonna lead me on and tell me i didn't get the job instead of just telling me to fuck off from the start.

#shittydegreejobhunting

[sbuers]

Ordered GAT's from Germany over a month ago, i only live in the UK and the seller says they've dispatched them 3 weeks ago.