Here is ramdomthought!

[Syeknom]

On Saturday I went to some art installations and exhibitions in Rotterdam. One was a tiny little pop-up "hipster bar" where the locked door of the installation could only be unlocked by having your photo taken (by pushing a button on the door) and letting an algorithm analyse your face to determine whether you were hipster enough. Apparently based on thousands of instagram results for the word hipster.

I got 98.2% and enjoyed a fine Fritz-Kola with the bar-man while we watched others get turned away.

Don't know what to make of this.

[Suquida]

It's grandparents day so you all better be good grandkids and not forget to call your grammies and grampies

Your omas and opas

Your meemaws and peepaws

[nevergreen]

happy new year to all my fellow jews!!

[Cowboy]

I'm not alone!

"One Jew is far too few

But all is well when there are two"- grandpa

[bobo77]

matched with a girl on tinder

her: hi
me: what's up
her: nothing much in bed. are u jewish?

(I'm not)

[okayfruit]

wowowow there are so many fantastic cats available for adoption and yet I can only take one home.

LIFE IS TRULY A STRUGGLE

[trasparenti]

I am really really excited for the new chvrches album

[Bryan]

[alby]

yo the power to my whole building went out lmao life sucks

[Suquida]

Just had a dream where I had developed a hole in my cdg wallet, woke up and had to check if there actually was one

What life altering nightmares have you had recently, ct

[mc-lunar]

long shot but does anyone have or know where to find an animated background pattern of lava-lamp like material? :$

[starfox64]

[vgtbls]

Can we crowdfund a plane ticket for to go beat that kid up and take his lunch money?

Don't know if I've hated a "Lame White Kids Ruin Ur Faves" as much as this before

I'm actually punching a pillow

[Yoder]

"let her in the condo" HAHAHA

[bels]

[WussWayne]

I can't believe Sufjan Stevens is doing an Australian tour. I just copped tickets. My hands are still shaking. Oh god I'm going to take my meds and listen to C&L

[Stolsdos]

Went and saw Godspeed you! black emperor last night, it was fantastic. They played actual film on a reel for their background video.

[brlmski]

just got the keys to my new apartment. time to go to my parents place and make a bed

[dull]

ive been ready for cold weather for so long and now that its actually cold i realized i dont have any outerwear.

[oli]

i've been discovering my armenian roots and came across this page, a collection of armenian jokes/(funny stories?)
http://www.road-to-armenia.com/humor/humor.html

i've written a limerick about it

a webpage on armenian humor
how had i not heard 'bout it sooner?
the website all read
i went off to bed
and woke in the morn with a tumor

[radicalbusiness]

wondering if there are any other seattle inhabitants out here who would dig a thread for the 206 or maybe just the whole northwest? we could complain about local civil engineering failures, discuss the future of the cascadia movement and share info about neat events!

[can-]

[3hunna]

kept expecting lil jon to come out

[dull]

I work at Goodwill (thrift/charity shop) and this lady came through and bought like 300$ worth of furniture, i asked her what it was for and she told me that she owns a 1970 bus and she just drives around and sets up a pop up clothing shop selling clothes that she makes. it was really cool and im kicking myself for not asking if she had a business card or if she ever needed an intern or something.

[Bryan]

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[Bryan]

i got send to the psych ward the other day cause my friend called the cops on me cause she thought i was going to commit suicide. during my 9 hours in hell this girl was tryna fight with the staff and i resisted the urge to repeat this:



it really was flaxy tho

[BIGBEE]

if u up clik liek

[freddy]

I've been wanting to say this for a long time: I find it incredibly difficult to relate to suburban people. :/

That includes people who live in the city but hail from the burbs. I dunno how 2 relate

[alby]

does anyone have a rec on an iphone 6 case/screen protector? overwhelmed by my amount of choices on amazon

[shar pei]

imagine a getting a valentine card but you get the "you trip me up" undercover jacket instead