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[eufemism]

Our Application Analysts are:
•exceptional communicators;
•comfortable with fast change and a fair amount of uncertainty;
•technical, with an uncanny knack for translating IT complexity into business language;
•innovators who strive for continuous improvement;
•fun to work with, love being challenged, and always want to learn new things;
•unnaturally excited about acronyms and abbreviations;
•eager to develop and expand knowledge of the healthcare industry;
•skilled at navigating cross-functional teams and projects; and
•excellent at motivating team members and colleagues to succeed.






lol

[can-]

new instagram ughh

[Ques]

talking on the phone in a foreign language you aren't exactly fluent in ==== scariest thing in the world

[Ques]

riding the subway today when a little girl and her mom get on.

"mom is he a diplomat?"

"no im a student"

"i didnt think foreigners were allowed to ride the train!"

at this point the mom joins the conversation, "foreigners like to use the subway because its an environmentally friendly form of public transit"

"that's right!" i say.

then the little girl saddles up next me and starts feeling my leg (im wearing shorts) and says "wow foreigners legs are SO hairy"

which causes the mom to tell her to "stop touching other people's legs"

at this point i decide it's time to make my exit and get off at the next stop

[CheerUpBrokeBoy]

why do reddit dudes always talk about how big their thighs are

[bels]

How big are your thighs brokeboy

[despot]

[oucho]

the only reason I wear swebay is to hide my ginormous thighs

[adiabatic]

I had an idea. I thought it was a dumb idea, but I wanted to try it out.



The flip-flops come off just as easily as they normally do, but they don't go on as easily and I'm less sure that I'm able to keep them on my feet.

As it turns out, it was a dumb idea.

[eufemism]

if I ever win the powerball I'm buying entire neighborhoods in Detroit and paying the back taxes on those houses and apartment complexes

[adiabatic]

[BIGBEE]

Shame cycling isn't more popular in the US. Would be so cool to have a tour style race going down the east coast. Maybe there are some I don't know of though.

[mc-lunar]

at what point do you have to stop being excited about being "on the list"

[Ques]

everyone tells me i should take off a few years before grad school to "have fun" but im not sure what that means. backpacking around rural china? join the peace corps? work as a barista in portland? moonlight as a nightclub promoter in shanghai? i think the root problem is i still have no idea what i want to do with my life

[Vaeltaja]

Happy National Donut Day to the US people. Do other nations have such a day? Maybe for other similar products? Is there a Croquembouche Day?

[nevergreen]

dude Muhammed Ali died that's crazy I'm kinda shocked

[BIGBEE]

what musical artists are making trance music in 2016 ad

[freddy]

I got locked out for the night with two steaks bc I lost my keys but I made a Cali Mexican friend!! I talked about my mh journey and he talked about his Md/Ph.D. aspirations. Now I've only met a few, but he is definitely a Mexi-can. And I wasn't even in psychosis! (smiling)

[CheerUpBrokeBoy]

i saw virgil abloh and theophilus london outside a club two days ago and it was just as underwhelming and goofy as you'd expect

[pirxthepilot]

can any chinese (or whatever) people here tell me about experiences with cupping

[meatjacket]

So i've been working as a solo artist because i really didnt have anyone around me that was very musical and available to do work w me . about a month ago my friend called me and couple others (all in bands) asking if we wanted to play this venue and we all agreed. Only problem with my work is that there are different layers to my songs and i cant do them all, but most importantly, i needed a drummer. He helped me find one and the night before the show we met for the first time. Practice was maybe 15 min long? (my set was 22m)

Anyways, it was so much fun to perform my own work and I even got paid for it. $30 from the door sales and $70 in tshirt sales. I wish i took pics of the tshirts but they were pretty nice designs i think you guys wouldve liked. Whenever it finishes uploading, i'll post up my set. Audios not the best though.

:-)

[meatjacket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6WPVnoONs

lots of mistakes, but whatever who cares

[WussWayne]

A monkey fell onto a transformer and knocked out power to the whole country
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... t-in-kenya

[freddy]

How does one play "hard to get"? ELI6.9

[freddy]

It's awkward as fucc(boi) when you drop slang you learned from black people with black people who don't fuck with said slang.

[freddy]

Confession:

Six years ago, I took a $400 offer ($200 upfront, $200 after) with a $100 referral for my friend to help an international Chinese student take his pre-TOFEL exam to get into some special ESL program at NEU. (NEU had this special program for international students to bypass the TOFEL by accepting the aforementioned version and gain a CPS or something business degree) We switched numbers or IDs, though I can't remember which exactly. I ended up feeling guilty so I deliberately took the test carelessly. The fella had cocky personality all throughout, but his cockiness faded once I told him what I did after the testing. I gave him back his monies for which I saved up until that point. I offered to tutor him for free. He said he would lose his student visa and will have to return back to China.

Admittedly, I was incentivized by the monetary offer at the time. However, I have and will do nefarious shenanigans, but I never wanted to compromise my academic integrity. I felt it wasn't worth it at the last minute. Growing up there was a lot of cheaters at my inner-city exam school. As my upperclassman friend who stayed and graduated said it succinctly, "we were smart enough to get the A but we wanted to be guaranteed an A". I was never a cheater in school (if you can believe me so far), so being an almost successful accomplice was an interesting experience.

Anyways, I was curious about the underworld of all these international students to say the least though. My friend said that there is a lot more business of to have had at the time of brokering the deal. He never held this against me and we went on with our friendship and life. I've never heard of the Chinese student again or know of how, and if, I fucked up his situation.

[pirxthepilot]

[freddy]

Real talk: has anyone messed/fucked with a Hitachi Magic Wand??

[chilljin]

Hello all

Last day in the Netherlands tomorow. This year has gone so,so fast

[sknss]

So what happened?