by oldtrailmix » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:27 am
Weird shit occurs constantly at my work, well my second work, which is as a James Johns Jelivery Jiver.
So I have this manager who seems to be always on edge. Like, at any point I feel this dude is liable to snap and shoot up the place with the windex we keep in the back or something.
For instance, a few overweight people came in last night and ordered like two subs each. As soon as they leave, he starts dissing them. "I hate obese people. I have no sympathy for them." Blahblahblah
I chime in, "Well it's all about counting your calories, y'know."
He says, "I've never once counted my calories. That's because I'm on an extreme diet. I'm at like a 2500 caloric deficit right now."
I'm like, dude, that's not healthy, you're losing muscle mass way faster than anything else.
To this he replies, "That's why I take stuff to make sure that doesn't happen. I work at Jimmy Johns, it's not like they're going to test me."
My manager is on steroids.
I can't become a creative shmuck earning a meager salary fast enough.