The Whine Club

[ramdomthought]

when you sit on the bus next to someone and they give you dirty looks

[bels]

"do you have any fit pics?"

[freddy]

Waiting in line to get into the club

Bouncer telling you to buy a table

Getting ur ID checked at the post office and getting asked that I need my ID for "picking up the person's package "

Playing multiple $30 instant scratch tickets and not winning despite what they say about the odds of winning

Eating shitty pizza after u leave the club

The need to pee BC of alcohol

Bitcoin transaction takes 30mins~ to complete the transaction (3 confirmation)

Roommate eats your cheese from the fridge

[ASTROCHIMP]

When the weedman has read receipts, reads your text and then proceeds to ignore it even though you had an agreed upon day.

Edit. Different weedman came through the day I asked him only a couple hours late.

[freddy]

When you have a gift card to Amazon and checkout to realize you need to pay shipping and handling BC your Amazon prime expired and u have no monies to pay the monthly subscription buy aren't willing to pay for the shipping and handling costs so you end up not using your said Amazon gift card

[DeafIdiotGod]

When academics are unclear in their writing so you have to spend 2 hours carefully picking through a text to make sure it's proving what you think it is and all this time you know it probably is but you just don't know for sure.

[BIGBEE]

Vinyl and digital only Releases.

just want cds

[CheerUpBrokeBoy]

my roommate just said "yeah slavery is wrong now but when it was legal it was socially acceptable, so it wasn't morally wrong back then"

i go to a large socially-progressive university in a major american city

[freddy]

Spiral-bound books

[plaidappendix]

when your supplier of certain substances texts you using a bunch of lingo you dont understand, so you have to look it up on urban dictionary before responding

[pirxthepilot]

sprained muscle in my back deadlifting last night, i was putting the weight down when i felt/heard (?) something tear. now cant go to frieze :-(

[freddy]

When your iCloud doesn't work because you need to update your billing preferences but you don't have a computer or a iOS device to do it, therefore you don't have a working email address.

Not sure if I want to update it though after a week of no emails.

[costanza]

complaining out loud with the intent of getting help instead of asking someone directly

[pirxthepilot]

it can be all those things but you will see some incredible work. like it or not the market is increasingly where art happens. big international artists are more focused on this than they are on museums etc. so you see the type of work that will likely never be shown MoMA/tate etc, often the best pieces will disappear into private collections.

[freddy]

When your roommate and his girl uses up all 3 of your toothpaste BC we all use the same 3d white

[freddy]

Check cashiers charging more than the industry standard $1 + 1℅ fee structure

[deadkitty]

just found out no one in my family will cosign on a student loan for me. really excited to have to drop out!

[deadkitty]

follow up: just talked to financial aid and they told me I probably don't even qualify as in-state for public universities in california. hahahhaha....

[sidewalk]

edit

[freddy]

Dial up thru AOL and the internet disconnects BC of a call

[freddy]

Waiting until 7pm for "free nights and weekends" to start on ur cellular plan

[freddy]

When ur parents did not subscribe to HBO when u were younger and you missed out on Sex in The City at its peak

[freddy]

Identity politics

[freddy]

When your Apple lightning earbuds don't work with the library computers

[===]

people who go to concerts and don't wear (enough) deodorant

[freddy]

People who go out and wear too much cologne

[earthonator]

i hate how i've begun to like boring clothing. i like black overcoats and gray pants now and i hate it.

[BIGBEE]

welcome to being an adult fellow teen

[freddy]

When u leave ur bud unsealed and the high heat at home dries (van noten) it the fuk out

[freddy]

When u realize U cashed out all except one casino chip